my magic story (hopefully in the right forum this time)!!

i was really bored one day and came up with this (arlia's read it before) forgive me for this useless rant

ok here goes:


one day as i was hopping over the moon i met bob the cow, he just so happened to be smoking pot with elvis. of course what he did not realise that the king was dead, so i slapped him and then milked bob. as i noticed the hurt of rejection on bob spanky the monkey came along with his magic grapefruit. "hi scott w(me)! hi bob! what you got there?"
bob *sniff sniff* "elvis won't talk to me"
so spanky slapped bob too and then said "worry not, with my magic grapefruit i shall bring him into motion! just close your eyes first"
the trick failed.
the pain was too much for bob so he skipped off to tokyo.
i didn't like spanky so i punched him and broke his grapefruit. then i went for a walk in the sky..........and a great light came and behold! kate beckinsale was there.

wegotmarriedmadeamillionbabiesandliveddhappilyeverafter

the end

 

yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!
*claps at mirko*

 

are you hinting that i'm stupid?






i'm crazy you flower!!

 

no!
WHY WUD I DO THAT TO SUCH A PRETTY FAIRY

 

you're so cruel to me

 

heheheh!
u love it!

 

*looks around* naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

oh!
well then meh!
crazy monkey

 

Don't know what this one's all about and I don't care.

 

ah well!

 

actually it isn't about anything, like i said i was just bored

 

heheheheh.......bored randomness is funny

 

and self-destructive

 

maybe not....