So I was looking at some of the intro's that those other people wrote, (because maybe I'm self-conscious enough to want to emulate random 'netizens' who probably, like me, enjoy diluting their own personalities) and they're just all so boring -_- If that makes me seem like a bitch then I'm really sorry! Still, I'ma jus' gonna jam to mista' Jimi and enjoy a good ramble-ranting 'ntro. It isn't my business to try and seem hip, schizoid cynic that I am. So I'm this literate illicit liquid supplement that likes jazz. My favorite colour isn't pink but the lemonade is good, if I can afford it. If ever there was one, I'm one of those fun-loving, gun munchers who can only pay enough to put a crossbow between her teeth, which is still pretty cool. I like movies; Those German expressionists get me all stirred up. I cried during most of Children of Men and broke my roommates testicles after he made fun of me for it. My head is mostly shaved, I go through three lighters a month, I ride my bike everywhere and into everyone, and America is like one a bedridden playwrite who keeps you up at night with an horrible cough. Was that the proper place for that 'an?' I'm not so sure. English is a pretty infuriating language, George Carlin was better than Bill Hicks, Bill Hicks was better than Russel Peters, and I really hate Louis Armstrong's voicebox. I never really liked Starwars too much, my boyfriend lives in France and I in Montreal, where I like to picture him in dim boudoirs, sniffing hairy Marseillain women and smoking fat cigars. Then I seriously regret having agreed to get that stoned with my friends. In brief, I'm a pretty empty person, and won't be proofreading. Peace~Love
Unless you work on your spacing, me and you are gonna clash. But you like Carlin and seem interesting so, so far, I approve.
Second paragraph is known as a wall of text. Difficult on the eyes. Might get you ignored by some, might get you bitched at by others. I'm one of the others
Guess I'm too lazy to make my brain evolve with it. EDIT: Also, I'm interested in this "mostly shaved head" Which tank girl matches it best?
you're right, most people are really really awful at intros. you seemed pretty cool until the "my boyfriend" phrase popped up. nothing makes my eyes glaze faster than those two words in conjunction.
ha! The whole time I was reading your intro, I kept saying to myself, "Self! This person is trying to sound like Allan Ginsberg!" Thats okay though. Better to emulate someone with good style than come with no style at all What exactly is a gunmuncher? I enjoyed the sentence "America is like one bedridden playwrite who keeps you up at night with aN horrible cough." Not sure I get the metaphor but still enjoyed the sentence. I like Louis Armstrong's voice. It sounds like no one else. How can you ever regret getting that stoned with your friends I'm sorry you're an empty person! I guess what I'm trying to say is welcome to hipforums!
