Monsanto purchases Blackwater

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  1. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    Monsanto purchases Blackwater and Gates jumps on board

    So basically, a friendly company in the industry of genetically modified seeds takes over a company offering services including information and intelligence, infiltration, political lobbying and paramilitary training. Then Bill Gates jumps on board buying 500,000 shares for 23 million. This was merely a philanthropic "donation". I might buy some of this, should see some pretty good roi. :2thumbsup:
     
    machinist, Oct 23, 2010
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  3. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    Doomed, doomed we are now...

    Air dropped assault teams zip lining in to squash our Cukes and Maters before we can pick em'. :eek:

    :willy_nilly: :willy_nilly: :willy_nilly:
     
    FritzDaKatx2, Oct 23, 2010
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  5. Omacatl

    Omacatl Senior Member

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    what....the...fuck.
     
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  7. Plant_Head

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    I would invest even though I go to school for Sustainable Agriculture, sustain profits...... and lives I guess
     
    Plant_Head, Oct 24, 2010
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    At first I thought this might be an elaborate hoax. Even The Onion didn't dream that one up. A few days ago at work we were talking about Blackwater, and I mentioned that they were now "Xe" and someone googled it to see the logo. Coincidentally (and almost creepily) the next song on Pandora was Black Water by Doobie Bros. Truly just a coincidence, but funny/creepy and hey it's Halloween Season!
     
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    Plant_Head Banned

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    It's because it's a true source of evil spirit.
     
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  13. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    :computer:

    :cuss:
     
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  15. fryingsquirrel

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    Like traditional african agriculture is working so well..
     
    fryingsquirrel, Oct 25, 2010
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