Got my 'cool line' picked out.

In case I ever have to pull out my butterfly knife on someone. In that case I figure they'll be talking some shit and say something like "I'm gonna kill you motherfucker!" or "You're about to get fucked up now!"

So I whip out my balisong, look at them, and say... "Is that a fact?"

Nothing more, nothing less. Maybe a smile. Can't not be scared when someone pulls a knife on you grinning!

That will be all.

 

My line - I'll rip the flesh right off your bones and feast upon your soul.

 

Right...and the second that gets knocked out of your hand you're dead.


I'd never fight with a knife for two reasons;

1) If you miss and stick the person in a certain spot and they die, you best get to the nearest pharmacy and stock up on anal lube because you're going to need it in prison.

2) If it gets knocked out of your hand or they pull out a knife as well and you get stabbed, we'll that could really suck.


If you plan on potentially fighting with a knife, you'd better get used to the thought of getting stabbed.

 

I don't plan on pulling it out for some random fist fight. Only if I think my life its self or my future quality of life is in danger (aka they'll either kill or mangle me)

I don't *plan* on pulling it out at all. I'm not paranoid or expecting anything. I just want to be prepared for a worst case senero*, god forbid.

*with style

 

In that case you'd be better off pulling out a gun. At least that way you won't potentially lose.

 

you are tougher than the bars they will put you behind...no doubt

 

Just thought I should add, I make it a habit to carry knives since I was about 16. I've been in a few fights when I had one on me and never thought to pull it out. It wasn't absolutly nessicary. I'd rather take an ass beating than a life, but I'll protect mine feircly if backed into a corner.

 

I don't want to carry a gun. I don't want that kind of power.

 

That's a pretty good line. Maybe if you're lucky, whoever is threatening you will be an intellectual, and it will just end up being a fierce debate instead of a brisk struggle for your lives. Then you can shake hands and be on your way.

 

random fact: people are more likely to do what you want if you pull a knife on them rather than a gun

probably best to just hand over your wallet though

 

It's happened before. The situation was diffused by us trying to out do each other with the most ridiculas violent insult, to the point were it began to get comical.

 

But if they carry a knife all of this applies to them as well.

 

If someone pulled a gun on me, I'd tell them they don't have the guts. then in a very deep sinaster voice I would tell them I will destroy them, weather it be here or as a ghost. Hopefully it doesn't happen, I'd probably get myself shot.

 

You shouldn't carry a weapon at all, they give a person a little too much unwarranted confidence that will ultimately lead them into trouble that they could have avoided had they been empty handed.

 

sam, you should get a switchblade and a leather coat... grease up your hair and bring that Greaser look back.. :biker:

you just dont know how inspirational you are..:sunny:

you helped us get Hip Radio, and you inspire me to post in the kinky picture thread..:love:

 

I don't plan these things out, so I figure it would be something like, "FUCK YOu, AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH." You know, the kinda things you shout while dueling cutlery.

 

What happened to the good old fashioned......On Guard?

It has worked before!

Anyone who carries a weapon had better be damn good with it as someone else is going to be who will not like seeing one pulled on them.

I use tissue that is white when feeling aggressive, hard to confuse the message.

 

i always had good luck with "i demand satisfaction!" followed by a nice glove slap.

 

Wow that works with my honey too!!

 

Sir, you've insulted my honor (glove slap)