Does anybody mess with telemarketers? I don't really get many calls, but if I did and it was a girl I would just make lewd comments until they hung up. Tell them how sexy they sound and ask them what their wearing. If they get pissed they'll stop calling you, unless their into it, then it's win-win.
I just let them get going, then start the "Hello ? Hello ? Anyone there ?" routine until they get fed up and put the phone down. With junk mail that includes postage-paid return enverlopes - just put the rubbish you got from some other company in them, and mail.
I've read so many fun stuff online about things we can say to them that I'm always waiting for their calls. They never call me... Maybe it's because of the financial crisis, they're saving up some money....
yeah.. there are a few that get me going when I see the caller id.. ill read the Chinese menu I have on the wall, Or pretend Im a telemarketing service too.. "you want to buy some magazines, it supports the special Olympics" make rtard voice.. if I can call them I usually do to agitate them the way they do me.. advanced auto credit been calling me for 4yrs looking for 5k I own them.. Even my bank hangs up on them..
A telephone company called my grandmother and asked if she would like to change to a different provider. She said "sorry, I don't own a phone." The guy actually said sorry and hung up.
Variation on that also works when acosted in the street by market researchers - "Sorry, I dont speak English..."
The soundboard pranks are good to. Wait for them to call you and answer with jack nicholson or arnold swarzenegger
one time this telemarketer said "oh you have a soundboard" then I just read it off in my own voice and he got mad..
