Lesbians, what's their problem?

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  1. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    Is their any way I can convert a lesbian to be attracted to me, is it even possible? Their has to be a way!
     
  2. RobynCB90

    RobynCB90 Member

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    Dress up as a woman for halloween?
     
  3. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    Even if I "femonized" myself it would do no good. I want to create attraction for my masculinity
     
  4. Vernadead

    Vernadead Member

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    tons and tons of plastic surgery.
    Get one of them designer Vaginas and donate your cock to someone who wants a few more inches?

    Edit1:You want to be recognized for masculinity? OH OH Bearded Lady!!!!!!!
    Edit2: on second thought don't get a designer vagina....you have natures dildo, no strap on required
     
  5. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    No! I need tips and advice on how to make a lesbian attracted to a man. Any type of man!
     
  6. RobynCB90

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    ...not going to happen. Unless she isn't sure she's gay. Try taking her to psychologist that believes homosexuality is a disease. She'll be cured before you know it!.... but she'll hate you forever :p
     
  7. Vernadead

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    Good luck with that.
    Just know that any lesbian you find fairly attractive will tease you for that.
     
  8. idioticnumbskull

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    Isn't their a way to creat depravity in a woman that only loves the va-j-j? Alot of lesbians already use dildo's, is it such a stretch to beleive I could get one to wanna be with me?
     
  9. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Yes it is such a stretch unless you happen to look a hell of a lot like a woman. Besides why would you want a lesbian, I hear women who generally only stay with other women are terrible in bed with men, I assume the same goes for guys who are normally with other men if they happen to ever be in bed with a woman.
     
  10. Telepath

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    Nothing is wrong with us. We find the woman body and mind to be much more appealing than the man's. Try becoming a woman in all ways.
     
  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I look at your name and your location and realize that any thoughtful response would be a waste.
     
  12. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    I understand that some women would have preference for other women over men. But to never have any attraction to the opposite sex whatsoever? I can't stand the fact their are women who would never find me sexy! My penis is a godsend and should be shared by all of humanity! Just one night, that's all I want, is that to much to ask! Their has to be a way!
     
  13. idioticnumbskull

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    I'm insulted that you would talk down to me, but I guess I can understand it. Despite my idiotic/goofy attitude towards life, it's a serious question. I know I'm not the first to attempt to convert someone.
     
  14. OneLifeForm

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    :2thumbsup:
     
  15. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Lesbians don't want your penis, this is the problem.
     
  16. idioticnumbskull

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    Can't you people use your imaginations? Even if you think it's impossible at least try to come up with possible ways to convert a lesbain.
     
  17. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Why be insulted? You should be flattered that your good efforts to this end are bearing fruit.
     
  18. idioticnumbskull

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    Use your god damn friggin minds you people! Just pretend that's it's possible and think of possible ways to make it happen! Lesbians that visit this page need to comment too. Tell why you don't want us and what it would take to seduce you. I need to know! It's killing me!
     
  19. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    There are no ideas, you can't "convert" someone. I'd also like to be able to walk to the moon but no one has given me any good ideas for that either.
     
  20. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    Give it up. Do you not like hetero women?
     
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