The Tale of....

Alright you lot, remember charles and his three chickens. The fight the gold fish went through for that love spell.. which turned out to be the fish fancing sushi and bursting! Remember, that little fishys journey to the magical and mysterious place of Trafalga square where he escaped the Witches belly and fell into a huge bowl of marmite?

No!?

Well you wrote it!


Alright its time for a new forums story now, so whats it going to be this time... not more mermaids in ball gowns is it?

I Shall begin...



Once apon a time, on a cold and misty morning as the sun began to creep from under the blanket of the hills little Jimmy Nuggets the local...

 

rascal set about creating his next feindish plot to make the life of Mr Gondle a missery. ...

 

by poisoning his beautiful dog which he had purchased from greenland earlier that year, he thought this

 

was a fitting revenge, as Mr Gondle was a committed cat- hater who never failed to.....

 

hate cats.

 

Pissing in peoples front lawns if they had a cat, to prove a point. No one likes a person pissing in there front garden so why should they stand for any other mammel doing it, including cats!


One day, as he was pissing infront of Jimmys garden when down hurtled a...

 

Passing meteorite, which just missed Mr Gondles' appendage. This near miss made him think that..........

 

perhapes pissing on other peoples gardens wasn't proving a point any more, and that he should take up a carrier in meterorite chasing. But first he'd need a handy assistant to do all the technical stuff, so he could just sit back and wear the super cool glam rock style space suits and point occassionally in a meaningful way!

But how would he decide who would help him, he had to create some sort of...

 

test. In fact some may call it a quest..... which of course, like any great quest included a castle.....

 

a princess fully qualified in the art of meteorite qualification and a dragon. Unfortunately the princess was rather fussy when it came to

 

peas, because

 

of an unfortunate experience involving a number of slumberland mattresses she had as a young girl. However as soon as Princess Agnes set eyes on Mr. Gondle............

 

she remembered the days she spent as a groupie for Iron Maiden. She was so caught up in nostalgia that...

 

She agreed instantly to be locked away with a fire farting dragon so as Mr Gondle could go and rescue her.

 

Whilst locked away in the rather high tower.. She looked out the window and saw...

 

little Jimmy Nuggets, the famous hip-forums anti-hero. He had an evil grin on his face and was walking purposefully towards the rather high tower.......

 

Wheeling a Barrow of kittens.

 

Bionic cyborg death machine kittens that is..

 

Being somewhat short-sighted, Princess Agnes did not discern the hideous unnaturalness of the kittens, she leaned out of the tower window and called "Here, kitty, kitty..................

 

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