getting guys to do things they don't want to do

1. stopping and asking for directions when lost

2. reading the instruction manual

3. remembering someone's birthday (besides their own)

4. throwing away old newspapers

5. throwing away a potato chip bag (instead of crumpling it for 15 minutes and thinking about throwing it away)

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I'm giggling because I don't do any of those things. I'm also pretty girly.

My answer to your question, though...

SEXUAL FAVOURS.

 

ya already answered. sexual rewards. he will do it with a smile.
even just letthing him motorboat your tits will get him to throw away chip bags.

 

couldn't you just write an fashion an instruction manual out of chip bags

that way, you'd be able to document birthdays, remind yourself to throw away your rubbish, forget to read a newspaper and only ever travel to the corner shop to get the odd celebratory card, you'd need beer after all that tiring thinking anyways- and what man would ever forget how to find that?

 

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Con te partirò.
Paesi che non ho mai
veduto e vissuto con te,
adesso si li vivrò,
Con te partirò
su navi per mari
che, io lo so,
no, no, non esistono più,
con te io li vivrò!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckin catalina wine mixer.