How to get rid of pubic and ass hair?

Aight this may sound a little funny but its bothering me. I get a lot of pubic hair and I usually trim it which is fine. But I also get quite a bit of pubes on the stem of my dick. I can't pluck it out because it would take 100 years. And whenever I shave it I can never shave it properly to the point of being smooth. It becomes really prickly and it's really easy to bleed from shaving there. Any tips on how I can get rid of the pubes here?The pubes on the stem make my penis look shorter and obviously for girls it is not a turn on...

Another issue is hair on my ass and in my crack lol. Again, I can't shave it because it will take a freakin million years. How can I get it smooth there?

Would maybe hair removal cream work best for both my penis and but? Can you even use hair removal cream in those places?

Thanks.

 

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lol it's not that hard to keep the ivy off the tower...

 

Shave it with a razor, even if it takes all day.

 

attach a washing peg to each of your nipples, that'll do the trick.

 

Here are some tips:

1. Invest in a high quality hair trimmer. The ones that are meant for beards are smaller and easier to control. Buzzingis better than shaving because it prevents ingrowns. Also, shaving is easier once you've mowed down the taller stuff.

2. Take a hot shower so the skin is loose, and stretch it tight before shaving.

3. Don't shave the ass crack because the prickles will be hell when it grows back.

4. Don't stress it too much. Its body hair. Everybody has it.

 

hahahahahhahaahahhahhaha

be carefull not to cut your self in between your pubic hair and ass..:2thumbsup:

Good luck!

 

straight razor - and do it when you are hard NOT SOFT!!!!

 

leap over a bonfire wearing a kilt :mickey:

 

wow..Ive never heard anyone call their cock a "stem"..I'd stop that if I were you..it makes it sound really tiny

 

Prickly dick= not a good idea if you want to please the ladies

 

A blowlamp that will do your job

 

Cigarette lighter will do the trick...

 

Dear OP,

If you want my opinion, DON'T SHAVE!!!
Hair on men is sexy. =)

 

pluck 'em

 

Try shaving with a straight razor.

 

Funny you should say that; I just shaved my privates this morning and they are smooth as silk. No cuts.

 

I use a trimmer to clear the forest then an electric razor the sweep the grass. I do this about weekly and can't manage without both components. I'm an exceptionally hairy man, but I like that to be as smooth as a slip'n'slide. I'm kinda insecure on how funny it looks, hairy stomach, hairy legs and thighs all the way up to the stomach, then a bright smooth triangle all the way down the the spotless danglies