Anal Antics

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Joshua Tree, Oct 23, 2010.

  1. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    what are you anal about?

    I am anal about my vinyl collection, I like to keep it in good condition.

    I have a mate who comes 'round and he's got a habit of not putting my records
    back in their sleeves, or putting the covers back upside down,
    and it really gets my goat grrrrr
     
  2. lillallyloukins

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    my books... don't nobody touch'em or the hamster gets it...
    gravy... bad gravy is soooo unnecessary...
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I like to have all my car keys on the ring with all the teeth on the same side

    I always put on my underwear first...then socks...then a shirt...then my pants

    nobody is EVER allowed to touch my hat
     
  4. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    im not from de UK but i'm anal about ashes. i have a serious hang up about the ash on the end of a joint or cigarette or cigar. i don't know why it bothers me so much but it does. i've been known to accidentally put out my cigar or joint due to over-ashing

    also, i'm kinda anal about my books. don't bend the pages, dont' dog-ear it. don't bend the spine, asshole!
     
  5. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Nothing really. Perhaps keeping my computer clean of random programmes and shit.
     
  6. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    Don't mess with my computer! My apartment could burn to the ground, but as long as you save my laptop, then it's all good.
     
  7. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    I'm anal about Uranus. It's just such a wonderful planet...
     
  8. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    The cleanliness of my apartment.
     
  9. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    I agree Sal, Uranus is a lovely place and I'd really like to visit it
     
  10. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    I'll bend over then, shall I?
     
  11. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    I don't think I'm in a position to orbit Uranus yet
     
  12. Joshua Tree

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    and I haven't got a big enough rocket
     
  13. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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  14. LetsToastToToast

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    I'm anal about my mechanical pencils. I don't let people touch them, borrow them, etc. I freaking love my mechanical pencils and can't stand it when i don't get them back so NO MORE I SAY XDD Lol seriously. ._.
     
  15. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    mechanical pencils? far out man... :sifone:
     
  16. deleted

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    Do you believe in anal?
    In a young girls ass
    How the penis can free her
    whenever it lasts..

    And it's anal
    if the ass is groovy
    It makes you feel happy like an old time movie

    I'll tell ya about the anal
    It'll free your soul
    but it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock n roll

    If you believe in anal, don't bother to lube
    If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
    Just go deep
    It'll start with a smile
    It will wipe off your penis no matter how hard you try
    Your ass start cramping
    And you can't seem to find
    How you got so lucky
    it just blows your mind

    If you believe in anal
    Come along with me
    We'll screw until morning, just you and me
    and maybe, if the anal is tight
    I'll meet ya tomorrow
    so late at night:love:
     
  17. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    My car and guitars.
     
  18. crackerboxpalace

    crackerboxpalace Member

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    Coffee. I will send coffee back again and again if it isn't prepared exactly how I order it.
     
  19. BongoBo

    BongoBo Guest

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    Having my games in order!
     

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