"Is it the frank or the beans?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek3XKF2GcjE"]YouTube - Theres Something About Mary - Bathroom Scene (HQ)
aww damn...its number 6 ...someone thought of it already http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donker
Russell the love muscle or if that doesn't work.. the Octagon, I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
"If you see it coming, you're already dead" I think it's a homicidal sex-toy, actually, instead of a real penis. lol Still......it's funny.