Wwyd?

what would you do

you have one tree in the side yard and half the leaves fall into the neighbors yard

the neighbor has four trees in the back and half of his leaves falls into your yard


the neighbors rakes up the leaves from the side yard tree and dumps them over the fence into your yard/driveway because he says "its your tree"


what would you do?

 

Leave Canada.

 

:rofl:

I'd shit in his pillowcase.

 

tell him to get a life!!!! instead of goin to the bother of throwing the leaves over the fence, dispose of them!

OR

just tell him to leave the leaves.. its nature!!!!!!!! not rubbish!

 

Shit on his door step everynight. Finally he will get the hint and move away

 

I'd tell my neighbor to stop acting like a fucking 5-year old.

 

Build a higher fence.

 

after i was finished rolling around in the leaves i'd plant more trees and lean them so they'd go over his fence. then i'd have a bigger pile of leaves to roll in. probably would also take a crap on his lawn in the middle of the night too.


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Nothing. Leaves are any bother to me.

 

Is this the same one that you want to use your leaf blower on? Even more so now??

I would probably rake them up and then prune the trees that are his that hang over on my side.

Not really but it is fun to think of revenge situations.

 

Mulch the leaves and put them in bags or buckets, leave them outside to get rained on, then dump the mulched and soaked leaves into the interior of his car. Lots of work, but likely very rewarding.

 

Don't know, because I just rake up the leaves on my own property and go on with my life.

Is he raking up ALL of his leaves and dumping them? Or just the ones with your tree's name on them?

I'm pretty sure it is not legal to dump leaves in other people's yards. So you'd have to decide if it is worth the neighbour war it will start if you file a complaint.

 

Maybe you ought to install a wood chipper conveniently where he dumps the leaves, have the exit pointed at his yard. Then he gets all that back in his face in teensy tiny bits.

 

Every night after he has gone to sleep, post a banana through his letterbox.

 

Invite him to dinner.

 

wiggle a cucumber through his letterbox and scream "the aliens are coming"

 

Give him all your junk mail.

 

I'd tell him thank you, just to fuck with him

 

not give a shit because i've never looked after my lawn before

 

Better yet- fill out all those "pre-approved" credit card forms with his name and address. Sign him up for all manner of promotion and get his address, number, email on every junk mail, spam list there is.