so this dude tried to steal my car battery ..

this crazy dude in the daylight tried to steal my brand new car battery from my car.. Which is even more crazy it was sitting on the floor the car in the passengers side. He went around and opened the hood as to make it look like he was putting it in .. ( I suppose) cause I cant for the life of myself in any stoned moment figure out what the fuck he was doing.. (dawn on me while typing this out he was going for 2 car batteries and not one)..

I was watching him from the door walk up past my car, stop turn around for a little bit (never once did he look at the house) walk back, open the car door a little bit, popped the hood.. This is when I said "hey what you doing?" and he didnt even seem to worried he'd been busted. he said "I I I was going to put the battery in this car".. and I said "why would you be putting the battery in my car dude?" THEN......

Hes like "oh, I was a just ahhhh ah well *stutter stutter*"....

I said "I think you better just go"..

I was kinda proud myself for such restraint, It was really amusing rather than I wanna kill this thief kinda shit..

whats even more crazy, there is really no foot traffic this ways. And sometimes I think they can smell new shit to steal.. Idk.

 

Just As Well You Didn't Hit Him, Otherwise You Would Have Been Charged

With Assault And Battery.................



Cheers Glen.

 

:smilielol5:..

 

my sister's husband's work buddy got his shit yanked today. 1200 worth of tools. people have no morals anymore.

 

I cant say I blame him. they are given up 7dollars for a battery at the scrap yard.. Im thinking this dude thought this dead end street, that my car was abandoned.. And he was going for 14 dollars and not 7..
looking in under the hood for a second..

Dead end street tisk tisk .. you could be..

 

its dog eat dog in this bad economic time

 

Damn man that sounds like some straight tweaker kinda activity. lock your shit up, those fucks steal anything! lol-

 

would suck to sit on that 14 dollars all sunday,, I can see this guy up at the *crack* of dawn Monday, when the scrap yard opens..

 

he probably knows how to crack people up or at least himself budum chhhh~~H~H~~h

 

he made me LOL.. so yeah ,, it cracked me up...

 

my student teacher got candy stolen from his car a couple days before halloween lol 15 dollars worth of candy, stolen. who would even...? it's just so ridiculous.

 

my parents leave a bowl out for halloween, after the little kids have been out and they are tired of opening the door. this year is the first year they had someone take it all (asshole kids, but its kind of first come first serve) shortly after setting it out, and to top it off, they took the bowl too! big stainless steel bowl (my moms reaction was that we need that bowl for thanksgiving) luckily they tossed it aside in the leaves, my mom found it the next day.

but at the same time, they took the candy, and LEFT the item of value! not a super expensive item of value but still. its usable value is huge, the things last damn near forever. whatever. i dont dig stealing, i was raised to work for it, to earn your stuff and appreciate it.

 

free candy is always poisonous anyways.. jokes on them.

 

you should of at least shot him with a bb gun or something. I mean you really think he's going to tell the police you shot him with a bb gun? he does not wanna get locked up for theft, so he would have to take the hit.

or if you have a paint ball gun shoot him right in the head.

 

I have a license to carry a gun, but anyways.. did you know that a BB Gun is considered a firearm and you can be prosecuted the same as firing a GUN Aka: Firearm..
should you shoot someone at random, and he does go to the police. youre inviting police to your home. thats not very intelligent. Why would you want the police to come to your house to investigate a random passer-by being shot at while taking a walk. Its his word against yours. & If you havent called the police, they are going by what he says.. Even if he tells the truth. "I was talking a walk thought this car was abandoned and was going to take something from it, my bad im a addict, this person shot me".. You my friend better have a good lawyer...

do you have homeowners insurance should you hit this person in the eye with your warning shot?

And I dont even own a bbgun. haha a bb gun in the ghetto.=//:rofl:

 

Idiot criminals: the best kind

 

I see you really got a charge out of saying that -eh?

 

batteries only fetch about 3 bucks here...Its usually better for me to to just leave them in the scrap cars when you figure out what they weigh

 

the battery out of a hybrid car like a toyota prius accounts for about 1% of the total msrp. that number is projected to rise substantially in the next few years.

 

must be more than 1%..I would have guessed 10%