How would you

How would you like to meet me? Pay for my ticket, gas or train ticket (just joking I can, im not to poor) and I'll come visit you, I'll be your pal for a day, whatever you want. Im super serious, I'll bring you goodies as well, as long as your not a cop. It's Ideal if you live in IL but if not, it will work. I'm just looking for new friends? Maybe we could hang out, talk about life, the world, children (just had one hes awesome) get to know eachother. Nothing wrong with making friends... So.. Who wants to be my friend?
p.s. sorry anyone out of the u.s. i am a felon.. soooo, I can't really leave the country, unless you get me a fake id, passport and sneak me over the border, if you did that Idk if I would return, I'd probably lick your bunghole for the trouble.. or anything else.
Ladies, I am indeed a dream boat, I'll send you a picture no noodies though, sorry.

 

no thanks..you're too far


also Im just posting this post so I can get to 35000

 

So you dont want to be my friend? I see how it is, your missing out.. But I understand.

 

I would snap you up in a minute but the border is a problem.

I'm sorry.:grouphug:

 

I have a friend in Cuba I can ship you off to

 

Soo lets do this? Unless your scared.. Im not afraid to cross the border to canada, or mexico.. I'm pretty good at building rafts, idk if it would make it to cuba though.

 

You want to put a raft in my pool?

 

Is it an innie or outie?

 

An innie.

 

.. You got floaties?

 

that's a great number, stop right there

 

:smilielol5:



Squibbles, I do have floaties. You can not go on a raft if you can't swim, it never goes well.