Best/Worst Lyrics of All Time

Oddly enough there are songs entitled "Terrible Lyrics", "Awful Lyrics", and "Horrible Lyrics." Haha. I can't really think of what is the worst, though. Fucking country music these days, I'd guess. Oh yeah, that fucking douchebag song about "Have you forgotten" about 9/11 trying to support the war in Iraq, like Iraq had shit to do with 9/11. I want to beat the guy that wrote that fucking piece of trash over the head with a goddamned history book. Fucking retard. And I want to beat all the retards who like that song in the head as well.

I will have to get back to you on best lyrics, it's hard to decide.

 

Haha, I think the purpose of that song was to be dumb. Just like Eminem's music is (used to be...) all over the place and sometimes makes you just stare and go, "What the fuck...?" Eminem sucks fucking ass now that he's sober, though. Whining about bitches and being sober. I'm disappointed.

 

Well, there's alot of shitty music out there these days.

 

De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true

 

God I fucking hate Sting. HATE him.

 

Don't you dare diss that song!

 

'Ebony and Ivory' deserves an award for being trite.

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I push my seed in her bush for life
It's gonna work because I'm pushin' it right
If Mary dropped my baby girl tonight
I would name her Rock'N'Roll

lol, good fuckin song though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKaAWoiCn8I"]YouTube - The Roots - The Seed 2.0

 

Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.

 

The Best that’s easy ….. :2thumbsup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk"]YouTube - Public Enemy - Fight The Power


Hotwater

 

andree 3000 is one of the best lyricists of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ8Q7pPdH-o"]YouTube - DJ Unk-Walk It Out (Remix) Ft. Andre 3000 & Jim Jones + Lockerz Invite

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtJj9ir0PBc"]YouTube - Andre 3000 - The Greatest MC Of All Time

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp7eY1iX05A&feature=related"]YouTube - andre 3000 murders track!!!!

 

these might fit under best and worse

Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go

 

luda is also an excellent mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQW6zMWOnic"]YouTube - Number one spot

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_HWLslfmJI"]YouTube - KRS-One - Can't Wake Up (I'm A Blunt)

 

Pretty good but wrong track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOM1tPakl5E"]YouTube - KRS One "Outta Here"


Hotwater

 

ok, i feel you lol

 

:2thumbsup:


Hotwater

 

Yo man
What?
She came
Where?
There!
Oh!
In a word or 2 - it's u I wanna do
No not cha body, yo mind u fool

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

We're all alone in a villa on the Rivera
That's in France on the south side
In case u cared
Out of all yo friends I wanna be the closest
That's why I tell u things
So u'll be the mostest
When it comes 2 life, 2 be this man's wife
U got 2 be well educated on the subject of fights
I mean prevention of
In other words - its R.E.A.L meaning of this thing called love
Are u up on this?
If so, then u can get up off hug and a kiss

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

We need 2 talk about things
Tell me what cha do, tell me what cha eat
I might cook 4 u
See it really don't matter cuz it's all about me and u
Ain't no one else around
I'm even with the blindfold, gagged and bound
I don't mind
See this ain't about sex
It's all about love being in charge of this life
And the next...
Why all the cosmic talk?
I just want u smarter than I'll ever be
When we take that walk

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Horns stand please...

I like it, I like it

U seem perplexed I haven't taken u yet
Can't u see I'm harder than a man can get
I got wet dreams comin' out of my ears
I get hard if the wind blows your cologne near me
But I can take it, cuz I want the whole nine
This ain't about the body, it's about the mind

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Tommy Barbarella in the house
Scrub the dishes

Come here Tommy, yeah

Sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy

Levi, Levi, fly

[ooh man, let's give 'em some more good shit]

I like it, I like it

Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass

Guard your folks and get your daughter
(Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
The sexy motherfucker's so fine I could drink her bathwater
A long, leggy 5'8"
(Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
Packing an ass as tight as a grape
I want to spit some game but I said to myself
hmmm...Just conversate (Yeah!)
(Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
Cuz I'm usually quite the calm one (Come on!)
You never found me out prowling boy
I'm just havin' fun
(Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
But I'm happy 2 change my state of mind for this behind
I bet that if you threw that ass into the air it would turn into sunshine


sexy motherfucker
That would make shakin' that ass
4 one sexy motherfucker shakin' this place shakin' that ass
shakin' that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass

U sexy motherfucker
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