So i almost fucked a friends mom

I known her for years she is one of my friends mom and and my closest friends moms friend one night i drunk texted her that she was pretty and she thanked me and i started to put the moves on her through text one thing leaded to another and she started to tell me how much she wanted to suck my dick lick it play with it with her tits she told me i had to wait for her to shave before anything could happen the next morning i looked at my phone and saw what i had texted while drunk and thought to myself what the hell did i do i wanted her but i couldnt bring myself to do it so i called it all off now i dont know if i did the right thing i dont know if i can face her fuck i got mixed fellings help! and advice on what i should have done( I know not to drunk text anymore) or should do.

 

no brainer.....i would bang her

 

Yea, you should fuck her. Seriously, call her up or text her and say, "you still wanna suck my dick and balls?" Then she'll invite you over to her house, where I assume you've been many times, and you'll fuck her.

You won't say anything about it to anyone and it will be awesome, then years later after the dust has settled you can tell all your friends and they'll all high five you and say, "fuck, what a radical dude."

Seriously, go fuck her. If your friend finds out for some reason and no longer wants to be your friend that's his problem. He should man up, the real world's harsh. Sometimes people fuck people you don't necessarily want them to fuck.


P.S- Look at it this way, if you don't fuck her, facing her will always be awkward as hell after this. If you do fuck her, you'll get something out of it and things will no longer be awkward because the tension will have gone away. Even if it's only a one time thing, I think you owe it to yourself and to her to fuck her. Tension in life can be stressful, it's best to ease it if it's within one's power to do so.

 

fuck her and jokingly start calling your friend ''son''

 

man...trying to be serious her

 

I was being serious


Seriously. Just text her back and say you still want to fuck her. I guarantee she'll likely still be down for it.

 

I'm sure she will to but i tell you this much she has a lazy eye and a hot body it the eye that is driving me away

 

I would definitely fuck a few of my friend's moms, I've always had a thing for MILFs. Go for it!

lol

 

You won't fuck her because she has a lazy eye?


Be a man, and don't be so vain. You'll have a hard time getting any in life if that's your attitude.

Besides, you can always just fuck her from behind, problem solved.

 

You ever read the tell tell heart its like that man horrible i know but if you could see you would understand

 

I love that story.


Maybe then you could cum on her face to help alleviate the negative stigma you have about her eye.


Like finding the good in something bad you know

 

lol thats funny

 

Don't do it. She's your friends mum... how would you feel if your friend fucked your mum?

Let's put things in perspective for a moment, shall we?

 

Pfft, don't let feelings get in the way of a good time.

 

In that case i'm totally going to bang your mum.

 

finally someone with reasoning

 

Do it you fucking pussy!!!!

 

dude, you need to do this!!

 

I agree with The Imaginary Being. Don't do it

Omg how can you fuck your mum's friend . Just think she is your closest friends moms friend .... How old is she? If you like older women go find someone else not your moms friend

 

Could be worse,,,