So i almost fucked a friends mom

I think you should do it but only if you're going to do it right.

Either grow some balls and fuck the shit out of her or tuck your sack back and be a good friend. Your call.

 

Fuck her or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. And if your best friend one day betrays you... you still win.

 

Besides the lazy eye (which is easily remedied), what exactly is wrong with sleeping with a consenting adult? The fact that she's the mother of your friend? Well, her sex life is none of her child's business! And please don't start with the "But what if it were your mom banging your friend, Musikero?" shit. Different people, different situations, different approaches. I'm not saying you should fuck her. I'm just saying that a) she's more than old enough to make her own decisions, and b) neither she nor you are obligated to consult with your friend - unless you're talking about a long-term relationship here, which obviously you're not. I assume your friend's mom is currently single? It would be a lot more complicated if she weren't. Especially if she and your friend's dad were still together.

 

Go for it.

 

yeah musikero shes married and had four kids and shes in her thirty the more i think about it the more i dont want to do it when ever i am high or drunk i want to fuck her so bad but when i sober up not so much its been like that for years idk confused

 

Two Words




Now Git er' done.

 

As I got older, I find that I regret opportunities that I passed up more than the opportunities that I took which turned out badly.

 

I think you may of answered your own question(s).

When you can do it sober, then perhaps you should.

You are crossing lines with relationships and I have a feeling you already know that.

Your friend.
His family as in her husband and siblings.

Some things we do are not easily fixed.

 

Guess You Have To Decide Wether You Want A F**k, Or A Friend...

Cause If You Do, And He Finds Out, Not Only Will You Lose His Friendship,

There Is A Fair Chance He Will "Kick Your Butt Till Your Nose Bleeds"....

Worth Keeping In Mind I Think....



Cheers Glen.

 

I'd take an ass beating for some hot milf action. go do it ya fuckin pussy! lol

 

Well I thought you were talking about a single mom. Combine this with a lazy eye, I'd pass.

 

Yea, as much as I'd like to play Devil's advocate, if she's married you should stay away from her. There'd be way too much noise if someone found out. You could potentially fuck up the lives of her kids.

 

Why are people now changing their minds??? One minute it's fine to fuck a friends mum- now you can't because she's married

it's not OK to screw around if there's a husband in the picture, but perfectly fine if there's a son? It's all family isn't it? Personally, I think it's just as much not alright to let a mother lose a son as it may be for a mother to lose he husband.

 

If I started to be oppressed by fantasy, I would rub it out and see how I felt afterwords. Sex hormones can distort our perspective. Either way you can find something to feel good about and something to feel bad about. One thing I do know is fear is a liar.

 

Uh, ya it's all family but that doesn't make it the same.

I think it can be fine to have sex with a friend's mom if she's single. Two adults attracted to each other having sex, big deal. However, this doesn't mean you have to let your friend know. You could keep him in the dark without lying and sneaking around. When lying and cheating get involved, that's when it's bound to get ugly.

 

If she was single, yea, it'd be fine. What does her son have to do with her sex life? Hopefully nothing, I'd be worried if he did.

Having a husband and having a son are two very different criteria for having sex with someone.

That'd be like saying the son shouldn't have sex because he has a mother.


Also, I thought thedope's advice was pretty good. The most rational.

 

:2thumbsup:

 

Because they are projecting. Assessing how jealous hubby is going to get based on how jealous they would get with their other halves at 21, the age of the OP or around that age for others


The hubby and the MILF in question, I would guess around the 40 mark, at 20 and newly married, yes hubby would get super jealous, a decade or two, four kids and 3000 shags later........well, do you think hubby is going to get as jealous? Do you think hubby is going to feel that threatened by some over hormonal 21yr old who's probably going to splooge too early.

If told, hubby is probably going to laugh and say to her, see honey, its cos your still a sexy bitch

As for hubby and MILFs sex life:

I'd say its been a while


As for the son, well who gives a fuck, he's her son, he aint going to want to hear about his moms sex life no matter who its with.


As for the OP getting on the interweb asking a whole bunch of strangers if he should fuck his friends mum or not, as others have said, if you want to fuck her, fuck her, stop being such a pussy, seems she wants you too, hubby and son dont have to know. Hubby wont go out of his way to thank you, but if it makes her feel sexy, no drama..........The only reason not to would be if you resemble the son, the that would be creepy, but you'll find out more about that later in life

 

Ok, I gotta say, married or otherwise, hop on it.

Reason being: If She's already thinking of new dick and apparently this has been a running thing with you two, then chances are She's already getting new dick from other sources as well (Or will shortly once you give her a final turn-down on the opportunity) plain and simple so go get your slice of that Pie Son before all thats left is an empty tin!

Let me point out, I'm all for Monogamy in Marriage and other relationships but once those bonds have been weakened as far as you describe it's a rare thing for them to fix themselves without couples therapy so yea', ride that train before they close the line. Bird in the hand being worth two in the bush etc.

OFFTOPIC a bit but when searching google images for l;azy eye, Paris Hilton seems to hold the record for most photos depicting the condition and it sure hasn't slowed anyone down from tapping that hole. I guess it's a matter of degrees (Kind of literally, as in, how many degrees off center does it drift? )

 

Vanilla Gorilla always has the most interesting post.

I want to agree with lunaverse and theimaginarybeing, but at the back of my mind, VG seems to have the most logical (compared to emotional) opinion.

If you think it's going to mess with your head, OP: don't do it. This woman is probably desperate for some raw romance: if you want to give it, just be a man about it, don't mention it to your friend or the husband. Make sure you can keep a secret... What they don't know won't hurt them. And if the wife feels like she can tell her husband and he'll laugh about: great. Your friend probably doesn't want to know, so just don't say anything. Let the woman make her won choice, and if you want in: go for it.