So i almost fucked a friends mom

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You know is is one thing when you are there is spending a few minutes on the net when you have nothing else to do or just to relax a little bit.

But then it is something else when you actually get worked up believing you could have had sex with your friend's mother because of some "drunk text messages."

My advice,

Next time you go and get drunk. Do it at a bar and leave your cell phone at home. That way you will be forced to talk to a real girl and you might actually have a snow ball chance in hell of getting sexed.

 

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Is just upset because the Expos went bankrupt in 2004.

 

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I know you don't. Just messing around.

I do agree with you, really. I think it would be unwise of the mother to sleep with her son's friend, and the same goes for the friend. If either of them are looking for something like sex, it would probably be best if they looked somewhere where there aren't any emotional repercussions for the people around them.

That being said, I'm sure the mother doesn't know a lot of men and may just want someone that she's familiar with. What the two of them want to do is selfish: self pleasure when others could be hurt in some form. However, I also can't help but think that the son is being selfish by expecting his mother/friend to back off each other for him: especially since it doesn't concern him and he doesn't need to know.

The way I see it: OP is just looking for a lay. The mother probably just wants to feel desired. Maybe the act of fucking is selfish: but I would rather people take a step towards feeling good: whether that be through fucking a younger man or an older woman. If it makes them feel good, then if I was in the son's position, I would feel shitty as hell making them feel bad for wanting to feel good.

 

I should not of been surprised but I am.

For most people there are personal boundaries that just should not be crossed.

It has nothing to do with a parents sexuality unless it crosses into a child (even adult) space. My hormones may very well tell me that my kids friend is hot and would melt the underwear off me but my head also knows there is a boundary of trust that is there. There is respect for my children. Not to mention a spouse or partner.

This not only has a bearing on a direct friendship but also a whole family unit.

If I were to do this with a friend of my children's, it would be in my opinion a total lack of respect for them. It is a boundary that should not be crossed.


If you need to bang a cougar, hit any bar at about 11pm and by midnight you can probably have a buffet. It is amazing what starts to look really good after hours.

 

Yes, you're right, Heat.

I was wrong and perhaps overlooking the mother/son relationship. That's what I get for not being a mother

I suppose I can just empathize with the mother on some level: but you're right, the selfish act is just that: selfish and breaking boundaries. It's not worth the short gratification.

 

Yea, from a parent's point of view, I'd never sleep with my kid's friend. That even just sounds so wrong. The other way around though doesn't seem to bother me as much. I suppose I'm biased.

 

And still the advice flows. I'm really happy to see that most cell phones have a vibrate option. Probably works better than the pill for birth control.

 

Interesting the assumptions we make though.


In this scenario, OP is a horny toad, MILF is a bored housewife up for some action, her hubby is bored of sex.

Yet if this thread had been made by a 21 yr old girl talking about wanting to do her friends Dad, then she'd be seen as a troubled young lady, the DILF a dirty old man and the DILFs wife as viciously betrayed after umpteen years of commitment

 

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couldnt find the video..

 

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Maybe, just maybe she was having some fun at your expense. Room full of married 30 something women with a horny young man on the other end of the phone. Taking bets to see if you'd show up in the morning. It's been known to happen.

 

My post would of been exactly the same for either scenario.

I don't have a double standard when it comes to acceptable or moral boundaries. If it fits one gender it also fits the other.

 

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all you guys are ate up well let me give you a little more detail the husband of this milf is a cold blooded killing machine he works on a pig farm and kills pigs for a living with a hammer (no joke former member of the navy) the mom sent me a pic of her vag i just believe she is a hoe she supposely had sex with one of my friends a couple years back and supposely had sex with a dude down the street and her dead sisters husband there is a lot going on than just a simple i am going to fuck you its fucked up shit i know but if anyone can bring reasoning to this madness before i do something stupid it would be nice

 

iggy:<<<picture yourself as this poor thing if the husband finds out? Did that work?

Really, this lady sounds like such a prize, I can understand your dilemma in just walking away.

 

dude I think it's only a matter of time before more drunk/high hot and horney messages up the ante and your hormones and hers take the plunge.

if "no" is the way you wanna go, then you're going to have to mean it.
Anywho, do update us all.