I've loved getting stoned for 40 years. But, coughing was always an irritating aspect of toking and I was concerned for the welfare of my lungs. Back around 1980 I confided to a buddy that I wished I could 'be stoned' without toking and I asked him what he thought about seeking out a hypnotist who could arrange, through post-hypnotic suggestion perhaps, a way to become stoned at will - using a trigger word or action of some kind, thereby eliminating the need for weed, for toking, for coughing, for cancer, for criminal charges and on and on. He was intrigued, to say the least. But we didn't know any hypnotists personally and would probably have been too sheepish to request such a service. But I've thought about this alternative for 30 years and I'm not getting any younger. Could be revolutionary if possible. But is it?
Hypnosis is junk. It has no base in science. I'd be very surprised if that worked. However if it did? Would be pretty epic. If you decide to do it don't let him charge you too much up front
I have seen a person hypnotized. For him, his reality, temporarily, was completely that suggested by the hypnotist. When you say hypnosos is junk are you speaking from any experience?
Absolutely not, never been hypnotized. However it is my understanding that certain people are far more susceptible to it, so I guess it is probably possible to an extent if you're in that select group. The way you described it in the OP though? Probably nottt.