The egotistical thread

You wish you were numbskull, but your not numbskull. You can try to be numbskull, but even on your best day you will never be as great as me




Everyone must leave a post describing how great they are

 

I'm a level 99 sex god

 

i have ambition to own a lamborghini

 

I'm awesome. :2thumbsup:

 

I'm a Legend

 

everyone envies my life.

 

I need do nothing.

 

If I had a dime for for every person jealous of my life, I'd be as rich as Bill Gates.

 

When people see me they drop to their knees and start praying

 

My awesomeness creates an effervescent aura that outshines the brightest star.

 

If you even begin to understand my energetic flow your mind would melt with it's inability to understood my power!

 

Im better than all of you

 

I have a great talent for taking things apart and putting them back together

 

I am the universe and your all manifestations of me!

 

I have cute feet!

 

I have sexy man nips.

 

I'm revered as the personification of perfection.

 

No one's better at being me than I am