So i almost fucked a friends mom

HAHAHAHAHA, the fucking Expos! Haven't thought about them in years. Holy shit, everyone at work came to ask me what I thought was so funny. Thank you for that. :sifone:

 

I agree with this.


You better not get hammered again and text her, otherwise her husband will hammer you!

 

Holy shit - 11 pages and he hasn't even fucked her yet?

 

I given too much rep....neg rep when I can!

 

would I get more allowance if so?

 

well ive decied i am going to by condoms to night get drunk get high with her and see what happen and let the universe unfold the way it wants

 

Have sex with her, and video tape and blackmail the bitch.

Otherwise, its a bad choice, why? She's your mothers BF for many years, what IF your mother found out, what if the husband found out, then have a good life.

 

99% odds something sexual will happen. People who are attracted to one another don't just hang out and get drunk or high and not do anything sexual.


At least not in my personal experience :sifone:

 

Because buying condoms, liqueur, and weed won't temp the universe at all... You obviously want this if you're going this far, don't let the universe decide: just do it.

 

she agreed to get high with you too? :sifone: this story just gets better and better.

well I hope you had crazy raunchy sex. Throw up a picture of her (I wanna see if she's hot haha) if you don't care.

Let the universe unfold!

 

I wonder if he's been hammered to death by the pig killer yet...

 

:willy_nilly::rofl:

if we get a solid update (with results), and Imma be greedy and hold hopes for a pic, I'd say this has been my favorite thread yet. ahaha. :2thumbsup:

 

Being what 21.. I wonder how many "left downs" he's going to achieve while stoned and drunk = bad sex.

 

So middle of the afternoon Saturday and no updates on the Friday night drunken MILF grope fest, I hope your not hanging on a hook in the shed out back waiting to be feed to the sausage grinder.

 

either that, or it was embarrassingly bad...

 

Maybe the husband found out

 

or maybe it was his friend texting him the whole time..

 

Maybe it was all fake.

 

lazy eye = blindfold

bad smile = ball gag

for the rest...turn off the lights!

 

so i drank a few beers texted her to see if see was game to smoke some mean green and you know what response I got i got the response not to night I got to get up with my kid in the morning, saturday shes says no my husband will catch me i think she has lost interest or something