Drunks of the forum !UNITE!

I wasn't embellishing Glen, women hit on me constantly, they usually break up with me rather quickly when they find out what I weirdo I am though.

Besides! This is a thread for drunks, I don't know about the rest of you but I can be an egotistical maniac when I'm wasted.

 

That tends to happen with some drunks

 

Why Am I Not Surprised By This Statement....

I Have The Same Problem With Men....

Lets Get Pissed, And Cry On Each Others Shoulder...:bigcry:..:cheers2:



Cheers Glen.

 

I know where this is leading. ;-)

 

Damn, Foiled Yet Again....



Cheers Glen.

 

Never underestimate the power of vulnerability! =D

 

I almost missed that part, haha.. :2thumbsup:

 

Well it's friday night and I have resurrected the drunk thread from out it's grave. It is now a walking corpse ready to feast on the flesh of all those inferior sober people. The time has come for a drunken sludge of insanity that sweep all it's victims in a tidal wave of drunken slurred nonsensical linguistical madness. The victims stand no chance against this uprising force and all those in our path are helpless to stop us. The world weeps in it's inability to prevent the hoard of drunken crazies from reclaiming it's rightfull throne.

 

The drunk thread wasn't dead- it had just passed out for a week.

 

Flawed ridiculousness and the effervescent flames that consume the body of those who weep. We are longing for your presence but you no not of the alcholic flames that burn with in us. It's to powerful, it's the jewels gemed crescent that has an ever lasting influence that you sobers can't comprehend. WE Are All Powerfull and our drunken ramblings will not stop.

 

So what are you drunken bastards up to? Come on you phatomous spectors. I know your out there, don't try to hide like ghostly apparations. Bring on your drunken irrevelance. We don't judge.

 

You people call yourselfs drunks! I'm disgusted at the lack of posts! A pox on thee!

 

Too drunk to post?

Truth be told, I'm dry this evening... as with most- but I do enjoy the company of drunks.

 

Maybe it's just early, I know their's a time difference. Either that or people actually have lives on a friday night. Those Bastards!

 

The unmitigated gall....

 

I'm not drinking this evening. I spent the evening watching movies with my niece and she said something I had a real good laugh over;

When I first picked her up she kept talking about cup cakes so after 10 minutes I asked, "what's with all the cup cake talk?"

She replied, "Because I like cup cakes."

The simplicity and honesty of this statement made me laugh for a good two minutes.

 

That would be meeeeeeeeeee! :cheers2:

 

Kids, their innocence is appauling :ack2:

 

On a booze note, I'm going to be receiving a home brew beer kit within the next couple of weeks...

Bring on the holidays :eggnog:

 

How do you brew your own beer?