Drunks of the forum !UNITE!

I don't know about other provinces expect mine and Quebec. In Quebec they sell beer and cheap wine at gas stations but they're not allowed to sell after 11:00 pm. Their liquor stores have the same hours as here I think.

 

Their trying to introduce legaslation that will make liquer stores i.d. people no matter what the age. Even if your some old feebled old timer they still have to ask your for i.d. it's insanity.

 

When I used to smoke they introduced this thing at Macs Milk stores where they had to id people of any age when buying cigarettes

 

Twelve Months Ago, A Big Liqueur Chain Called "Dan Murphy's" Opened

Here, A Store About The Size Of An Average Supermarket, The Likes Of

Which I Never Thought I Would See Outside Capital Cities....

On One Occasion GLEN Was Being Served By A Very Polite Athletic Young

Man Of Twenty Years....

My "Gaydar" Had Already Sounded A Code Red Alert, So I Thought To Break

The Ice I Would Have A Little Joke With Him........So........As He Was

Completing The Transaction, GLEN Said With A Very Straight Face........

Do You Require To Sight My I.D.

The Little Peice Of S*it Laughed So Hard, Shoppers And Other Cashiers

Turned To See What All The Noise Was About....

Never Going To Try That Line Again...:bigcry:



Cheers Glen.

 

Is your beverage accompanying pizza or sushi?

 

Just Knocked The Top Off My Third Bottle, And With Rain Falling Steadily,

And Half The Pizza To Go, Life Down Here In Horsetralia, Is Looking Good...:2thumbsup:.



Cheers Glen.

 

had a can on the can, now im just haven a can man, : )

 

Cheers Mate...:rockon:



Cheers Glen.

 

just ate my last pack of shapes, : ( guess im going to have to re chew when i pass out in thee shower, haha mmm soggy half aten shapes

 

Twas pizza....beverage of choice is now coffee. :sunny:

 

:sunny::coffee:

 

Well, it's Saturday night and the larger part of the population is out on the town, which is why I'm indoors, drinking some beer.

Guess I'll be hanging my hat in the drunkards thread tonight.

 

Us drinkers seem to have a hard time coming together. I don't know if it's a lack of notice thing, or what.

 

It's Caused By The Different World Time Zones, Right Now Most Of The

Drinkers In The U.S.A. Are Flat On Their Backs, Whilst It Is 2-34pm On

A Sunday Here, And GLEN Is Only On His 2nd Glass....



Cheers Glen.

 

Far out. Sunday afternoon huh. Here in the capitol of Canada it's only 10:38 pm Saturday night. I'm just about to open my third can o' beer.

I'm sure by your time tomorrow I'm gonna be singing something similar to this...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5s1-Fe9FA"]YouTube - Johnny Cash - Sunday Morning Coming Down

 

It's times like this I wish I had some droids. Cold beer don't fetch themselves.

 

You bastards! Your so lucky to be drinking right now. If only you could teleport me some beer.

 

That's how I felt last night. I had to hang out with my shitty little niece rather than get drunk and listen to the Grateful Dead. (joke)


Seriously though, I'd teleport you some beer if I could man.

 

Was nightcrawler an achoholic?

 

Yes. And he could teleport.


Sabertooth and Wolverine always struck me as drunks too.