Marisa's masturbation thread.

Yes.

...trying to keep a stright face here...

 

I'll tell you this...
Why don't you spank me, instead?

 

you mean, right here? right now?!?!??!!!!

 

yep. Spank me. Spank me hard.

 

I'll leave that up to Katie. She's just better at being a dominant bitch than I am.

 

My mother says to get a job,
but she don't like the one she's got...
When masturbation's lost its fun,
You're FUCKING BREAKING!!!

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored and I'm going to blind
And lonliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Slipping away to paradise
Some say quit or I'll go blind
But it's just a myth

 

wha....?

 

green day lyrics

 

Katie doesn't have a dominant personality. But, you, on the other hand, can be one hell of a dominatrix. So go ahead... Spank me.

 

They put you down and call you crazy
Say "You're disgusting and uncool!"
Just because you like to touch yourself
Out by the public swimming pool

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You used to do it in the park
But the powers that be didn't like it
THey called you "pervert" and "criminal"
Now you have to use a blanket

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've got to fight!
Pass the acorn butter!
7-11 two for a dollar!

They say that you'll go blind
And your ruining your health
But how can anybody love anyone in this crazy world
If you can't love yourself?

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've gotta fight! Awww...

 

No ya don't. Freedom!

 

Hmm...

::spanks u:: Take that, you sexy freak. You know you like it. Shut the fuck up or you'll get the S&M mask again. Teehee!

Wow. Too bad Chuck had to miss that.

 

I miss chuck... kinda

 

I like it mistress, I like it very much. I'm your little slut now, treat me like it

 

Say it with a lisp... like a real man!

 

Now mistress, take it a step further....

FUCK ME WITH A STRAPON!!! NOW!!!!

 

Okay.

 

I was asking prism!

 

o my fucking god.

*points & laughs at you*

... ::talks in 3rd person::

I thought I was supposed to be the dominatrix. ::sigh:: jeez...
Has anyone seen that mask?

 

If you don't fuck me with that strap-on, i'll safeword!!!!