So i almost fucked a friends mom

lose the idea.

 

Looks like you missed your window of opportunity. You best move on man.

 

This often happens when you try to "date" grown ups with responsibilities.

Maybe she happens to have a relationship with common sense, after all.

 

It's morally wrong period.

 

let the ball be in her court...

let her know you'll be her booty call when she craves it and to just send you a text when shes wants some young cock.

she'll text!

 

lol ewwwww

 

Three's the charm. Get the notion out of your head and I suggest ignoring any further contact from her.

 

:2thumbsup: best advice ever

 

Hah. Reality has set in. Looks like you got owned too.
Well, least this way you won't be responsible for any mess.

 

Yeah I agree with others who said loose her! Dont even bother to text her... She's not interested

 

nah see wants me to text her everyday and i dont want that if anything i wanted to fuck in the dark one night and then done but it seems as if she wants to best of friends and shit

 

What was the message they were always trying to teach you young ones?

Oh yeah.. JUST SAY NO!

 

In my opinion when your 'fucking' someone and it feels wrong it aint good, if in doubt dont bother- save the woman the grief you sound like a numpty anyway!

I reckon shes a bit desperate! is it worth losing a mate for a fuck? love maybe but a qik root? I think not..

 

Seems to me your just desperate, Im sure a woman in her 40s + who has a job (whether its being a housewife or a career), a husband and kids... has totally nothing better to do than waiting for your texts.

Plus if you fucked her, and was done with it, like you say, Im sure the word of mouth would slip out. You no have respect for either your mother, her friend, nor her family.

 

itd be funny though...... dude.. I fucked your mom...

 

How do you know that it was her texting you in the first place? One night she's supposedly all hot and horny for you, then when the opportunity arises, she doesn't follow through. Sounds fishy to me.

Sounds like; one of her kids, perhaps even your friend, her son, was fucking around with you and had a real good laugh over it. Your texts are likely on the phone of a married women, who when she sees them, either shits bricks or just has a laugh about it. She wants you to text her everyday? A mom with a family and shit to do, I highly doubt it.

Call me skeptical but it sounds like you've been duped.

 

i don't find it unbelievable that just b/c she'ss a mother and wife, she wouldn't want constant texts. sounds typical to me, actually.

 

wow matey, ure luck she replied with open legs to that drunken text. LOL thats so funny, i can imagine the guilt. but hey, at least she was keen , now you know. it doesnt happen often. is she divorced?

 

oh oh.....wonky eye you say?....dude...you didnt say that before....now I want to bang her too...i have a thing for girls that can look in 2 different directions at the same time.....if you cant handle the wandering eye you should just buy her an eye patch...tell her you have a thing for pirate chicks

 

Sounds like the plot for a play .. although maybe a tragedy
Enjoy in the moment though maybe repent at leisure