Invisbility and laser beams

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  1. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    If had the power of invisbility, where would you go and what would you do? Just remember that everytime you get horny, laser beams shoot out of your eyes. :2thumbsup:
     
  2. broony

    broony Banned

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    It would be be cool to tape the governments lies then expose them on national television.
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    if you were invisible then technically you wouldnt see anything because your eyes wouldnt function...theyre invisible
     
  4. broony

    broony Banned

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    you must not be an XMEN!!
     
  5. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    Maybe your old fashioned invisbility powers wouldn't allow you to see, but the new fangled ones do.
     
  6. broony

    broony Banned

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    yep

    now days you can aim your phone at the stars and get constellations.

    I want to aim my phone at a girl and see through cloths :D
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'd sneak into a filming of oprah and take the prize out from under all the seats.
     
  8. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Speaking of lazerbeams.....Listen to this then!....;-)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSZSxyCtF1M"]YouTube - Chicken Train / Ozark Mountain Daredevils
     
  9. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    I'd sneak into a girls locker room, before it begun to burn to the ground from premature lazer beamation. I would try to convince the girls with my invisible voice that spontaneous locker room combustion is just a fact of life. They would purr and moan from my sensual man ghost voice. And all would rejoice at my awesomeness.
     
  10. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    That's a good idea, no chance of getting horny at the sight of Oprah so you won't hurt anyone with your laser beam eyes.:D
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

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