If we didn't wear jumpers what purpose would sheep have?

Apart from the obvious one, bestiality of course.

They don't do fuck all except eat grass and go Baaaaaa. They look stupid, and they always run away when you try to grab them!

If they didn't exist like what would the grass keep growing until it reached outer space?

I don't think so.... actually I just remembered about cows so I guess there would just be more cows to eat the grass.

Their turds are stupid as well, why can't they just have a crap and then have done with it instead of plopping these stupid balls everywhere all over the place.

 

without sheep we'd be up to our armpits in mint sauce

 

Without sheep there would be a lot of unemployed shepherds.

 

What have sheep ever done to you? Did you have a traumatic sheep expierence when you were younger?

 

Jumpers = sweaters.....right?

 

Eat them?

I dont own a lot of wool products, in fact dont think I have any, sheets are satin, clothes are cotton, nylon or polyester

 

That same can be said about any of the domesticated animals that we use. Other than companionship what purpose to our pets have? Personally I would rather have a sheep for a pet than a dog.

Also, not everything has to serve a purpose related to humans.

 

So the coyotes and wolves have food.

 

sheep are used to keep the weirdos on the farms and out of general society

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYqFn_j-RV4"]YouTube - Animals - Sheep (Part 2)

Through pastures green.. He leadeth me the silent waters by...

 

only clicked it because I thought it would be the Animals

I hate mislabeled youtubes

 

thats actually the name the song.. Sheep, basically its a political song toned towards the Sheeple society.. The whole album though themed around animals contains the same concepts.. Breaking away from society only to find boredom and pain...
oh I see now it dont say pink floyd, either.

 

Does nobody else think lamb is delicious?

Also, wool is by far the most practical of all natural materials. It keeps insulating when wet. It takes a lot to make it stink. It looks stylish.

If you are too much of a weenie for real wool, merino is also very good but expensive.

 

I have to wool army blankets , its the itching that keeps you warm..... lol..

 

I think lamb is delicious. Lamb gyros... fucking awesome! And you are right, wool is a fabulous material. So overall, I really think sheep are awesome, of course I dream about raising sheep in Scotland so...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0"]YouTube - Lamb chops play-Along

 

Baked lamb chops with a sprinkle of curry spice, that's good eatin.