donkey raping and or sacrificing stories

Ok, I didnt rape a donkey, but at my families beach home in delaware there is a camp ground near by that has a little icecream store, and a little farm like type of thing, a lot of goats and mules and donkeys. Anyway, This one donkey remememberd me everytime I went there. If you held a cheese girl up in front of it, it would open its mouth really really wide and start flicking its tongue around wildly until youd give it to him. Its hilarious.

I was going to have sex with it once but it kicked... jk

 

I mutilated Several Donkey Penises and Several Horse Penises too.

 

haha, did you guys ever notice how many stories I have?

 

HA HA! You Guys, Ask the donkey for Consent. Geesh!

 

You know, the last donkey I raped bleated something that had an uncanny resembelece to Fuck me in the Name of Satan

 

he needs to play the donkey... to understand the story.

 

what a thread title.

 

i don't know what's worse: late-night crazy threads, or late-night infomercials.

 

Can I At Least Have Half? I know the perfect way to cut her in Half

 

hey dude, don't be mean.

 

No I meant... You can have her Right Side and I will take her Left Side, we have tear her apart from the crotch, first.

 

We could burn the Stretchy part with Nitric Acid... That stuff is like Hellfire

 

...and Her Piss

 

But Draining Out Her Bile is totally Different

 

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh