Today is gonna suck

Hmm. I'm not sure what that means but if I'm going down, I'm taking the shark to hell with me, or at least its eyeballs if I can reach them.

 

You like red heads too? You and my old lady should talk, lol, I'm a red head. I also live in Florida. Is she bitchy? Cuz I am lmao.

 

He means you are too cheap to give gifts. Like Ebenezer Scrooge.

 

Thank you all for your well wishes. Survived the test I guess, they weren't able to get into my spinal column until the 6th try. I feel like I got kicked in the back by a mule this morning, I guess from missed attempts, that is a specail feeling when they hit the bone or disc or whatever.

As it turns out they don't get to do too many of them in their office, so it didn't help my frame of mind when a crowd marched in, didn't help even more when I realized the doctor was standing back, walking the new doctors thru it, really started to panic when the youngest of them asked "Now do I just keep pushing it in a millimeter at a time?" In the doctor's defense he did take over after the second missed attempt. We took breaks and they provided refreshments, they made me drink a can of coke each time. He tried to say they were having a harder time because I had a muscular build, yeah maybe 20 years ago. With my warped sense of humor I did thank him for allowing me to be their practice dummy, he told me not to worry they had a big picture book with lots of arrows.

I felt worse for my wife, she has RA and she was sitting next to me on the table watching each attempt as I kept squeezing her hand harder each time, I don't think she'll be able to use it for a week. She's a trooper though, says we'll remember this anniversary more then if we had gone out for a fancy dinner. I sent my daughter out and got her that new Springsteen boxed deal that came out this week. So I laid in bed and she spent the evening with The Boss, the one person she openly admits she'd cheat on me with.

To reply to a few of your comments,

Duck - They are my favorites
Kinky Ramona - Thank you for sharing and Happy Birthday
MayQueen - Yeah I have a thing for Gingers and her temper can be as firey as her hair, but that's what makes it fun

 

dawhh, what an awesome reply to my indecent comment.

The whole story was rather interesting, thanks for sharing.

 

Ah, I see. Strange way of saying it but okay.