I put boogers in the ashtray.

I just jizz on the floor. My dog usually cleans it up. At first I would try to stop him, but now I'm just meh...

 

wow

 

for some reason I don't doubt that.

 

powerful thread bro

 

jizz dog clean up is classic though..

 

Someone can top this, come on!

 

I take a look at every poop before I flush.

i just wanna see if it looks how it felt. Some ones'll surprise you!

 

AHHHHHHHH-ahahahahahahahahaha!

You feed your cum to your dog. Best thread ever.

 

I Very Much Doubt It....



Cheers Glen.

 

This thread totally made me lose my appetite. Thanks boys

 

I'd booger your ashtrey.

 

sexyyy haha.

I don't think I have any gross habits...but...

I only clean my gym clothes after I've worn them a few times... the thought being I'm just going to get them sweaty/ smeller anyways, that's kinda gross.

Also, I don't shower everyday, I typically shower 3-5 times a week. some people have told me I'm gross because of it but those people are germaphobic fuckheads.

 

i keep a hankie i've jizzed on a bunch of times, peed out the window frequently, if all my dishes are dirty I wont eat food that requires me to use a plate until someone else cleans them

 

Oh, and sometimes when I'm having sex, I shit all over my lover's chest. Again, I don't think it's gross, but society doesn't really approve of my kind

 

I do this, and I have a compulsive habit where I spit and try to land it on a spot of dry toilet paper in the bowl before I flush. I really have some problems to work through

 

I just eat my boogers... im afraid they might be brain matter and since thats mostly comprised of nuts and cannabis .. its not gross at all..

 

you're supposed to look at your poop before you flush, to make sure you don't have worms.

 

HAHA this thread is a good ole knee slapper!

 

Stop, I just blew pepsi out my nose reading your post.