Please help! Problems with the private parts :)

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  1. infantdressingtable

    infantdressingtable Member

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    Well I am seventeen years old. And I've really been noticing that I am constantly getting a boner. Especially this one girl I hang out. We would hang out in a park, and I'd just look at her and I would get hard for a second and then go back flat. We'd kiss passionately and I am rock solid man. I'm not so sure if she has saw it yet, and I don't want her too man. It's too embarrasing. If there is anyway to control my erections, can you please name some? Please don't laugh :)

    By the way, my brain is FRIED!
     
  2. monkeysfistmaker

    monkeysfistmaker Member

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    Well, there is a way to hide your erection, but lets just hope she doesn't happen to pull up your shirt. You can pull your penis up to where the head is sticking out over the top of your jeans. However, I wouldn't recommend this, as it's "risky". I think a better approach would be to masturbate before or during seeing her. If you begin to get an erection, just say you have to go to the bathroom, and rub it out. You probably won't get one for the rest of the day. Try it out, see if it works.
     
  3. Rugor

    Rugor Senior Member

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    whatever dude if it happens just let it flow. Do not take that guys advice and jack-off. If you DO NOT jack off often, then cuddling and kissing is way better. Jacking off will lower your energy level.

    Trust me I am sure this happens to all men. It has happened to me with a couple different girls. I just say forget about unless she says something. If she does notice just tell her it is all natural and you have no control over it and that is just happens and that it happens to plenty of guys.

    since she likes you and stuff she really should not trip about it anyway.
     
  4. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    Sounds like you're a normal, healthy, 17 year old human male.
     
  5. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Dude, when I was 16-17, the idea of giving a guy a hard on was so fucking hot. I mean, it still is, but it was WAY hotter then. Now...I'm not saying you should whip it out or anything, but you can subtly let her know and see where it goes. ...Apparently, though, I am more of a dude than I am a chick these days (don't ask me, some chick called me a **** AND a guy in the same thread), and I wouldn't take my advice as that of your average female.
     
  6. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    Since teenage boys get hard-ons about like they get zits, you must have stayed pretty hot.
     
  7. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    Dude, your 17... Embrace your hard-on's and use them as much as possible! =D
     
  8. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    ^^^^^ This, if anything you should be flaunting it instead of trying to hide it
     
  9. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    haha what everybody else said
     
  10. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Are you a virgin?

    That happened to me when I was... Not to that extent... But still..
     
  11. sunfighter

    sunfighter Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Your boner advisors are giving you good advice. I agree, don't whack off, just let it be.
     
  12. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    it's no big deal. if she acts offended by it she's probably a prude and not worth your time. lol. i guess i'm actin like a dude too.
     
  13. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I just had this thought....

    If she doesn't want you to get a boner she's not worth your time.

    ......Ok so maybe that's just a joke.... Not a funny one of any kind... But it raised my post count...


    ...Zebra's.....
     
  14. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I've already whored out all my rep for the day, but I really have to say, I think chicks like us should be more abundant.
     
  15. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    +1 for you too.

    i like it the way it is. this way, when guys meet chicks like us they are soooooo happy and refreshed, and they worship us.
     
  16. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    ^

    dude you're supposed to get an erection when you passionately make out with a girl you're into.
     
  17. Si69

    Si69 Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Enjoy it - it's normal; and she should be flattered and honoured too.

    Boners turn girls on - they looooooooooove cocks :)
     
  18. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    do what I do and tuck it into your sock and when you get a boner just walk with a limp and tell her its an old ufc injury
     
  19. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    She probably saw the boner, dude. Just sayin'. If anything, she was probably lookin' for it. A lot of girls will intentionally enable a guy to create a boner. At least I do. I love boners. They crack me up. :)
     
  20. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    hide it in her vagina
     

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