Iran's Penis Cemetery a Hot Attraction

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  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Lured by the promise of huge erections, young Iranians are venturing far to view the penis tombstones of Khalid Nabi cemetery. In addition to penises there are also tombstones that seem to represent the female anatomy. After being ignored for so long, the cemetery is now a hot attraction with tourists coming from everywhere to see what's up.

    Although not much research has been conducted regarding the history of the cemetery, it appears to date from just before the time of prophet Mohammad and the site contains another prophets tomb.

    See for yourself what the big deal is: View the penises
     
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  3. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    i've seen bigger
     
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  5. Chapter13

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    very cool

    i wanna go to the afterlife they thought they were heading for!
     
    Chapter13, Nov 13, 2010
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    dude, why are there any vaginal shaped tombstones?:confused:
     
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  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    And we're to assume these grave stones are rock hard
     
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  11. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    And circumcised?
     
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  13. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Imagine what it would do to the self esteem of the person who has to polish them
     
    lunarverse, Nov 13, 2010
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  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    99% of people who emigrated here from that end of the world are penises

    (in my experience)
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Nov 13, 2010
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  17. skip

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    What I'm wondering is whether they've actually buried the bodies there, or just the person's penis...erect, of course!

    Or maybe they just buried the biggest "Dicks" in their society there. You know far, far away from nice people...

    In the article they suggest that perhaps the penis cemetery was part of a known penis cult at the time... anybody want to join?
     
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  19. thedope

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    I'm already a member.
     
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  21. Chapter13

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    i can't believe no one has popped giant condoms onto them... iranians let so many corny comedy opportunities pass :mickey:

    i'd do it meself, but i don't think i'd have much luck gettin' into iran with a suitcase of giant condoms
     
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  23. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    "In Iran, tombstones shaped like penises delight tourists"

    That's kind of awkwardly worded, don't you think? :redface:
     
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    OhSoDreadful Childish Idealist

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    best first post ever
     
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    Meanwhile, the disembodied stone heads of Easter Island vigilantly await the day of reunification.
     
    SmashinDumplins, Nov 20, 2010
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