Please help! Problems with the private parts :)

haha you just can't take boners too seriously...just gotta laugh it off

 

I just think they are funny. It's like, "Loooookkkkk what I can maaaakkkeeee you doooo." Even after being married for a year, my husband's boner still makes me smile like boners used to make me smile back in my promiscuous slut days. I have transitioned, but the smile factor remains the same.

 

:sunny:

 

this thread is great

 

Yes thank you all. Some great, helpful and hilarious responses. I appreciate everyone of them. Alright, sooooooooooooooooooooooo...

it turns out that most of you we're right and that i did not have to hide it. a day or two after this post, we were watching a movie at her house, began kissing and such. Soon after, she sat on me and straight on my dick. I saw her giggle and she said that it didn't bother her at all

so what a sigh of relieve. I mean, we didn't do it there, just a nice make out sesh, but hopefully soon

 

be proud when you get hard you should'nt give a fuck when others see! unless your small down there.

 

Embrace your penis!

 

It means you have to jack off more. Slap that boner down until it's afraid to come back out. Show that cock who's boss.