Deadly Courtship Pitfalls

I have noticed recently that every time I mention the words "Star Trek", girls run away like I have AIDs. What's up with that?!
I think I'd have better luck if I actually said I had AIDs. (which I don't)

Have you ever said or performed an action that made whatever gender you're interested in recoil in terror and projectile vomit all over your heart? (Figuratively speaking, of course.)

 

Are you kidding?
Go to Dragon Con and you'll meet some really hot Trekkie babes.

 

Asking them out.

All but one, that is :cowboy:

 

Yeah, but when she removes her pointy ears the morning after, will I still be attracted to her? lol. Thanks, but I think for now I'm just going to shovel my Trek demons into a closet and pretend to be "normal" ... whatever the heck that means.

Ouch. I know what you mean, man. Rejection really sucks.

 

set your phaser on stun.. not kill..

 

Well how bad is your obsession, excuse me, if it's all over the place, then I don't know, toning it down a bit would certainly help. Put the collectibles away except for one. Don't start smacking about Star Trek to a girl when first trying to get to know her, I'm sorry if it offends anyone, but it's not even something that should be a major passion in your life. It's a TV show, with William Shatner. Which is weird, he always seemed to be a ladies man. Anyways it can be just another thing you appreciate, and not a openly obvious dedication. Girls probably don't find attractive the prospect of someone loving Star Trek more than them in the long run. But maybe if you talk like Yoda they'll find you attractive.

That is all if you are pretty animate about Star Trek, but if you just told your girl over the phone you are watching an episode of Star Trek and she dumps you right then, I can't help you. But hey...

That person is right you can find some Trekkie girls through networking or conventions or whatever else Star Trek community stuff you have, They're probably like the chicks that were in Robotics club or Anime. First quite a few will be asian, Hey that might be good asians can be pretty cute in any way, then the other girls in it are some plain/normal chicks that have something slightly wrong with their brain that causes them to be obsessive about fantasies. And that one actually half cute girl will definitely be taken. Edited and she will be surrounded by a slew of nerds maybe even nerdier than you.

 

Don't say "I love you," in Klingon. As a matter of fact I just want to beat up anyone who can speak fluent Klingon just on principal.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

At least you didn't say "Star Wars."

 

from now on, whenever you feel the urge to say the words "star trek," substitute it with "duck nukem."

 

Duck Nukem?

 

Another sure fire way to prolong getting laid is to continue to refer to it as Courtship.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

i was going for duke nukem, but my typo gives me a great idea for a children's cartoon character...

 

yeah. Well I was telling my wife Klingons women have spikes in their vagina's .. she didnt believe me. I also told her they are very rough in bed, she didnt believe me.. So I fucked her Klingon style.. now there is blood all over the sheets..:love:

 

qaparHa' qabang

(And beating up Klingons is easier said than done)

 

men don't like my obsession with Conan O'Brien

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXJyxXavBn0"]YouTube - Lessons in Humanity: Part Two
grrrrrrrrr,, i typed out a reply for this, mmm ff crashed..

anyways this is about an androgynous race of people that couldnt come out the closet if they were male or female. They were punished, sent to mental camps for reform.

 

Why not? He's hilarious.

 

the other night my wife and i watched Star Trek Bucket List and Conan O'Brien.. one the nights we didnt have sex just lold cuddled for a while... it was a good night.:love:

 

Hmm... If this is getting to be an issue, go to a taping of his show and maybe you'll meet a true fan among the studio audience.

As long as you are always true to yourself, you will eventually meet a kindred spirit!

By the way, you have the sweetest smile I have seen in a long time!

 

That's because I had sex with your wife, she was already satisfied.

Are you really obsessed with Conan? It must be his hair, because he really and truly is not funny. Doesn't mean I don't like him, everyone is fond of Conan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_MvHyAZ7xE"]YouTube - Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Conan O'Brien & Andy Richter