Random Facts XXII

old people crap their pants sometimes

 

I'd rather drink camel milk.

 

That's one of the many reasons why I don't sleep with men

 

Ew. That doesn't sound anywhere near being remotely appealing, lol.

 

I like to cuddle with men, though. It always starts out comfortable and happy, then it's aggravating and annoying when you can't sleep because of their snoring. There's been times where I've hit him with a pillow, woke his ass up, and told him to stop snoring, lol.

 

bears taste like bear

i dont like it at all

 

I'd still rather drink that, than eat bear meat!

 

lol. I've found the biggest problem with sleeping with women is that they always hog the damn blankets. I like a lot of blankets on me when I sleep. I've actually pushed women out of bed and onto the floor before for hogging the blankets. Lucky for me it never woke them up.

 

I wouldn't eat/drink either of the two.

 

Women DO hog the blankets. I've learned that the hard way. When you wake up naked and shivering. Oh, God. It so sucks. I like a lot of blankets on me, too, when I sleep. I can't stand sleeping without blankets. It makes me feel vulnerable or something. I HAVE to have blankets.

 

Well, no not if I had the choice.

The Christmas market has come to visit, and it's such a romantic place to be

 

im going to get out of bed now

 

You lost me at "The Christmas market. . ."

 

It's a market that only comes at Christmas :tongue:

 

Hmmm...I'm starting to like you.


Yea, I know what you mean. I always feel, I dunno what the word is, vulnerable is pretty good, when I don't have enough blankets on me. Also, lately I've found the joys of bringing a hot water bottle to bed. :2thumbsup:

 

What market? I'm obviously not fully awake yet, lol.

 

You should like me. I'm super awesome. I much prefer electric blankets, but the hot water bottle feels good in between my legs. I've obviously used the hot water bottle technique before.

 

Only if I start talking about mounting canons on the pigs..

Blankets? Sometimes they hog the whole damned bed!!!

 

On, and bear meat is pretty good when cooked right.

Never had camels milk, but I would have no problem trying it.

 

I'm thinking like Lunar-I'm really beginning to like you.
Especially since you commented on my babies too.