Would you have sex with someone to save your life?

Busted...

 

i'd die with a huge erection (ty rigor mortis) and clutching a note saying "i saved it for you, dear"


how the girl i was with explains how she lived is between herself and her conscience :mickey:

 

Is this a trick question?


Stuck in an elevator with someone I'd still try that excuse



Or if you want the nasty version "We should share protein so we dont starve to death"

 

Yes, of course I would....It might be the last one you ever get....

She would be ok with it....;-)

 

spoken like a true ted bundy.

 

^^^ He's just mad because he knows that type of situation would be the only way he'd ever get any.

 

without meaning to sound crass, I turned down a shag last night. I had to throw that out there, not sure if it was the right decision.

 

Lol (ok, not Monday) Why did you turn it down?

 

It's seriously a stupid concept. You can move around in plenty of ways to rise your body temperature without needing to strip and have sex. Not to mention, after the sex you'd become even less active than before - and only worsen your problems.

If I was single and was trapped in a taxi and starting to get really cold? Yeah, sure, what the hell? I'd use the "Well it'll keep us warm!" approach and enjoy myself. But cheat on a spouse instead of, I don't know, going outside and getting shelter/a fire/doing some pushups? No.

 

This situation was in a so-called comedy programme.
I never found it funny, tbh.

 

How is your mum? I've been meaning to call her

 

if it was my truck I would....I keep a few "safety items" in my truck console just for such occasion should it ever present itself