If you could have all the money back...

...that you have wasted in your life buying shit weed, all the money you've thrown away being ripped off by some douche bag who doesn't know how to grow weed properly, or has cut it with some nasty shit.

If you could have all that money back, what would you buy with it?

I reckon I'd have enough probably for a decent mountain bike and a 3-D telly, and probably some leftover for a short trip to Amsterdam.

"And yet still I have to pay taxes to these people..."

 

I'd buy a car and tax / insurance for a few years.

 

some more weed

 

One o them dinky cars, the ones you buy in Asda wot look like the size of minis.

 

Funnily enough, no.

1990 Vauxhall Astra MKII

 

I've only gotten a shitty deal like once; I've been really lucky.

That being said; I'd use that money to buy a better bag.

 

That was going to be my second choice. I could see you in one of them.

 

There isn't that much shitty weed here so it's probably under $500 I have spent on bad weed in my lifetime, but this delusional asshole stole $500 from me saying he could get me a sheet of acid and spent my money on a plane ticket to BC. I indirectly got about $250 back by stealing a plant from his buddy and selling most of it, but doesn't merit the fact that this prick got off scott free with $500. I'd pay the bill I owe my former phone company for cancelling their contract and the gas bill from my apartment over the summer (about $320 combined).

Funny story about this guy actually...the other night a guy who I went to school with since kindergarten woke up with this delusional asshole standing in his room yelling aobut a laptop that was alledgedly stolen from him. He called the cops and they asked if he was delusional. If you knew this guy it would be even funnier. He is the posterboy for napoleon complex...like 5'4 with the biggest fucking ego. In his head he is some sort of gift from god but to the cops he was just another crazy skitzo on the street. The guy whos house he was in told the cops that he buys weed from him...so even if I never get my money back, if that asshole ends up in jail or an institution I'll say justice has been served.

 

A hitman. That's what you fuckers get for ripping me off!

 

regarding my above post...I have had 3 separate people/groups of people offer to hospitalize this asshole for me. 1 guy from the hells angels, 1 random black guy and his crew that I used to buy coke from and this huge middle eastern motherfucker I met at a bar the other night who seemed pretty fucked and gave my buddy and I some E with heroin in it in exchange for some lines...