Worst movies you've ever seen?

Discussion in 'Movies' started by RENTfan87, Mar 22, 2010.

  1. ganesha1967

    ganesha1967 barefoot bellybearer

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    But still, The China Syndrome was kind of prophetic, since it was released 12 days before this happened:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Mile_Island_accident

    Maybe Jane Fonda and Jack Lemmon did scare those technicians there so much that they replayed the loss-of-coolant accident almost by the book. :D

    Oh, and The Core is at least the second movie ever to use Unobtainium as a technical term... so it's at least funny in this respect. ;)

    Wiggling bare toes,

    ~*Ganesha*~
     
  2. ganesha1967

    ganesha1967 barefoot bellybearer

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    Oh, and I must add the "new" version of Clash of the Titans to this list (I think I already did so, but this graph reminded me of doing so again:

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    :smilielol5:

    Wiggling bare toes,

    ~*Ganesha*~
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    As described in the movie the term is purely theoretical because once the core reaches ground water it will explode sending plumes of radioactivity for miles in every direction, and if you happen to live downwind you’re basically fucked :eek:

    BTW I live 10 miles north of Seabrook Nuclear Power Plant so as I drive past each day it makes it seem even more real :hide:


    Hotwater
     
  4. heywood floyd

    heywood floyd Banned

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    The new Nightmare On Elm Street is pretty awful. It was BORING.
     
  5. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    Agreed, it definitely has a place on this list!
     
  6. Amsler

    Amsler Member

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    Agreeing with Clash of Titans and new Nightmare on Elm Street. Both were completely boring!

    I'd have to say Dark Ride is the worst movie I've ever seen. If none have you have ever heard of it, good, STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
     
  7. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Dodgeball
    Click
    Lethal Weapon 3
    Funny People (I had to turn it off 1/3 of the way through)
    Up (to be fair, the beginning was good but after that it went all down hill from there)
    3 ninjas
    Austin Powers 3
    Any Disney teen flick. Hell I hated those when I was 13.
    Final Destination 2
    Porky's
    Howard the Duck
    Date Movie
    Any cliche sport movie where the outcome is very predictable and the main characters' team always wins the championship at the end on the last second of the timer.
     
  8. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    Dark Ride the horror movie from the Afterdark series!?!? I freakin LOVE that movie. But I'm partial to cheesey horror flicks. =D
     
  9. Delfynasa

    Delfynasa Member

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    Last night on Elvira's Movie Macabre she had "Scared to Death"
    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD movie! The story only sorta made
    sense, the acting was wretched, and the writing/directing was
    high schoolish...argh
    Was worth watching the whole thing to see Elvira make fun of Sarah
    Palin though!
    peace
    Delfynasa
     
  10. Yergl

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    There is a movie out in theaters called "Skyline". It's another alien invasion movie. What saves the movie is how terrible it is. The acting, the story, the actions of the characters....all hilarious. I see it as eight bucks well spent with friends.
     
  11. Shale

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    Yeah, that may be why I had a hard time deciding if I liked the movie or not.

    Shale's Blurb on Skyline

    http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=413192&f=287
     
  12. Hardrockerdave94

    Hardrockerdave94 Member

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    Giant Shark vs Mega Octopus, to be fair though, because it's that bad, it's quite entertaining
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skYRZ_-RXtk"]YouTube - Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus - Plane Attack!?
     
  13. OhSoDreadful

    OhSoDreadful Childish Idealist

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    wrong turn 2
     
  14. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    Another cheesey and extremely gory horror flick I loved...
    Wrong Turn 3 trumps Wrong Turn 2 in levels of awfulness.
     
  15. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    monsturd.

    a giant shit monster is living in the sewers under a city.
    it pulls people down through their toilets and eats them!:eek:

    it does for toilets what psycho did for showers, or what jaws did for swimming.:cheers2:
     
  16. Sexless_harpy

    Sexless_harpy Member

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    Hmm... Many of the "horror" movies found in Redbox currently. Metamorphosis w/ Christopher Lambert was disgustingly, offensively terrible. Necromentia was only slightly better, but that's like saying a floating turd is better than wet, sloppy mudbutt

    But hands down the new Vinnie Jones flick "Locked Down" takes the prize as the worst movie I've ever seen. I was brain damaged by the time it was over
     
  17. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    creatuer from the hillbilly lagoon.

    i am at a lost for words on this one.
     
  18. dirtydog

    dirtydog Banned

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    Pulp Fiction, directed by Quentin Tarantino. It made quite a few dollars using very little except graphic violence. I walked out halfway through.
     
  19. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    ^ it also used a very amazing soundtrack and offbeat dialogue (especially for a crime film).

    I think it used other gimmicks much more than violence. Non-linear cut up, unrevealed plot elements, swearing.

    The poor use of 'pulp' style really annoys me about the film though.
     
  20. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    My roommate just forced me to watch Vampires Suck... which I whole heartedly vote into the worst movies ever made.
     

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