Boner sighted by neighbour

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by JamesDylannz, Nov 19, 2010.

  1. JamesDylannz

    JamesDylannz Guest

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    I was just reading through some posts on here, I've been addicted to this site since i found it last week, and I had a massive hard on, and I got up to play guitar hero. My neighbour walked past just as i was putting the guitar on and saw my pants jutting out like a tent. She looked at it, looked at my face, looked back down and kept walking to her car.

    The fact that she must be thinking about my cock right now is turning me on. Too bad she isn't a hot young lady.....more like a mid forties maori lady.

    Anyone else had their boner noticed or noticed someone elses?
     
  2. area99999999

    area99999999 Guest

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    no but i heard about this guy who was naked in his own house and his neighbor saw him and she like sued him for indecent exposure so watch out :p
     
  3. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    dude, she has the hots for your body!:drool5:

    when she comes back home, whip your dick out and wiggle it at her... that should get you convected as a sex offender and, get you sent to the state pen for 20 years.
    hope you enjoy being big bubba's bitch.:eek:

    seriously though, whatever you do DON'T whip your dick out in front of her or anyone else for that matter... STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! TO DO THAT!:banghead:

    most likely she won't do anything about you popping wood.

    most women her age are old enough to understand young guys pop wood at the drop of a pin.
    of course, if she is some kind of asshole and/or nutcase, she damn well might call the police down upon your ass.
    from her response she seemed (and, i stress seemed!) to just blow it off.
     
  4. Starring_Emma

    Starring_Emma Banned

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    I don't think you can be sued for indecent exposure when you're inside your house. Not in America anyway.
     
  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    It happened.


    As for the op, I take it you were a troll who was hard up for stories so you came up with this one.



    There's two innuendos in there...
     
  6. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    yes, it woke her up

    she immediately called the authorities.
     

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