You will now pay a fee for using the Sun

Next sunburn I get, I am suing the shit out of her.

 

You took the words right out of my mouth.

 

She'd better learn to keep her sun under control, it causes forest fires, cancer, crop damage and such.

When she figures that out, then we'll pay a user fee...

 

The Sun is probably the worst thing to own. You can't control it. You can't visit it. You can't get anywhere near it. You can't even look at it for longer than a second. Oh, she is gonna get it this time. She will regret owning the Sun.

 

This is kind of sad, really, but it reminds of me of the Bolivian situation.

IMF non-payment>forced privatization of water system>Bechtel monopoly on all water>charging people for collecting rain water.

True story. Didn't last all that long though.

 

It's 2 am here, and I don't see the sun.

I'm filing an injunction.

 

Wait till the new owner sells the sun...I'll bet someone gets BURNT on that deal

 

what a bitch, shes keeping the same amount as what shes donating to end world hunger.. one person getting the same amount as millions? she's no better than any other robber baron. lynch this woman!

 

We should tax the shit out of her for living on our planet when she owns her own fucking star.

 

My friend bought an acre on the moon over the internet for $40 like 8 years ago. He has the deed hanging on his wall, it has the coordinates and all that. I doubt it would it ever be taken seriously but it's pretty funny. He's kind of an idiot.

 

god damn illegal alien

 

I read that guy has made over $9 million selling land on the moon. :sultan:

 

Some people will buy anything.

 

Life is free!

 

If you wear sunblock and sunglasses!

 

Amanda!!!!!

*hugs*

 

I just bought love. You have to pay me to hug people now.