Twenty-third Random Facts About You.

^^^ i remember being at my own funeral in a previous life, so i'd have to agree with you luna

 

im already dead

 

"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
-Edgar Allan Poe

 

I've often felt as if the weird psychic/spiritual struggle I'm going through in this life is a continuation of a very similar struggle in some other life.

 

I used to hold my wife's hand, too. That was before I hated her so much... :devil:

 

i have gods gift to us is canadian girls stuck in my head

 

I haven't got my tree up yet, I just moved the furniture to make room for when I do... I will take a picture of my tree when I put one up...

 

I worked with a Canadian girl once - really pretty, really nice, but kinda snobby about US culture.

 

i think that too.. people say it is cycles, but i think a more apt description would be spirals....

i have a headache from coughing so much and if i pee myself one more time i'm gonna get real miffed! :toetap05:

 

you way too alive to be dead! you feelin' numb?

not so random, yet appropriate fact: if my boyfriend insists on marrying me we will be Mr and Mrs Corps.... arf arf

 

I assume your pee issues occur due to the coughing?
My ex always peed herself when she had a big sneeze.

 

it was an epiphany i had on shrooms one time.. lol

 

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

Eating her steak and ale pie.


A dirty old spider sat down beside her.

And put his hand on her thigh.


"Go away, you ****, or you'll feel the full brunt

of my parents, when i tell."


The spider unzipped, rubbing his tip,

slightly exposing his bell.


"You've got some nerve, you fucking old perv

this is your fucking last chance."

"Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot

and i'm certain to be in your pants."


She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled,

and slowly pulled down her tights.

"Preteen and ripe, and you've still got some fight

your pussy is still perfect and tight."


"Someone is coming, you'd better get running

they'll scream at just this sight!"

"I don't give a shit, this is the bit

where you, little miss, gets it."


The spider thrusted, her cherry was busted,

Miss Muffet in discomfort, roared.

"Hairless and fresh, this is the BEST.

I can't wait to blow my load."


Muffet wriggled free, got to her knees

and pushed Spider into the road.

A lorry came past, and within a flash

He was a pile of guts and froth.


Muffet layed back, very relaxed

i did not write this..

 

And I did not read this...

And my pants are not tight right now...

 

Hey, there's a cartoon movie about you - The Corpse Bride.

 

Yup, spirals...I have a feeling I'm doing better this time around...but it's still a huge struggle...

So I'm guessing: When you laugh, you cough. Am I right?

 

I been having those coughs that magnify until the last one is a dry heave ..

..and I still need to pay bills so I spent the day outside working and driving around for parts


when I woke up this morning ..Snap , Crackle and Pop were playing a song in my lungs

 

you dont even smoke,. do you>?,.

 

no

you dont have to smoke to get bad colds

 

then you should smoke some this then..

youll feel better..