Hey guys I would actually like more opinions from women on this question although your opinions are valued. Today I was at the hot tub in my gym when this very drop dead beautiful woman probably about 30 entered. We didn't say anything to each other but as any man would my heart rate increased and I got a little bit of an erection. Well now being the considerate person I am I feel very bad about it and hope I don't get arrested or something like that. Do you feel that I have 10 years in jail coming up? It's just really hard I am only 21 years old and never had any sexual activity. No I am not a troll and I still feel bad. There was no staring, I absolutely did not do anything with myself well because then I would put myself in jail. I got out almost right after I realized it happened.
I'm really curious as to the location of the rock you've been living under your entire life Seriously though where are you from?
we used to have swimming in gym class for like a week out of the year, and had to do various activities like learning how to strap someone to one of those life guard boards and save that person from drowning. well this kid jumped in to save a particularly good looking girl and popped a boner in front of the whole gym class. the teacher made him strap her to the board and finish the exercise anyway. point of the story is i think people still refer to him as boner boy to this day, and youre not going to jail.
your one super sick fuck of a pervert... their going to lock you up for life and throw away the key. i'm assuming your for real, and your not trolling around. your fine. no one is going to do jack shit to you for popping wood at a bad time.
Hanging where hot babes like her come around and you don't invite your friends here at HipForum?!?!?! You evil cad! Well, your first mistake is not simply saying "Hi!" If you had you might have found out she's a real bitch, and you wouldn't have had a "boner". Or you two might have struck the right chord and you might have gotten laid. Or it could have been something in the middle. You two could have liked each other and maybe meet again and just be friends. Honestly kid, what schools did you go to? Ilearned that in junior high! Ten years?!?!?!?! What do you mean JUST ten years???? You oughta get THIRTY! Seriously. What schools did you go to? I take it you've never had women as friends before, have you? Most women, and I think I'm conservative saying 90%, like it when men get boners just by looking at them. Well, being a kid is one thing, but if a woman can give a man, in your case 21 years old, a hard on, they sure do enjoy that themselves. It's an ego trip for women showing they still have the looks. And for a girl in her 30's, eeeee gads. Most women 30+ are fugly and so fat they make the Hindenburg look like a helium balloon. If you think you're gonna get 10 years for that, then buddy you gotta go to Nevada. Prostitution is legal there and most of the girls should be safe. You need some poontang kiddo. As I said about something you need really really bad.... You "feel" bad? Damn kid. Are you in America or in Sri Lanka or Indonesia? Last I knew those two are the few places where jail or death is what you get for relieving yourself in the privacy of your home. Just go take a shower and "take care of matters" yourself. No law against it. Not in America anyhow.
Under the water in a bathing suit, she is not going to notice. If you get right out and point it at her, that is going to be obvious. As long as you're not jerking it right there, you're fine. I've known a few guys who get a boner if the wind is right, it's not like you can fully control that.
daisymae is quite correct on this count!:cheers2: we guys can get wood over nothing at anytime. the only time i get 99% of my hard ons, is when i am asleep. i almost always wake up with a stiffie. dude, if your going to get this worked up, about popping wood in a hot tub, next to an attractive woman... i think i can solve that problem for you, for good. come on over to my house, by the tree stump, whip your picker out and lay it on the stump, i'll get my axe and, fix that boner problem for you, for good!
I'm really disappointed you haven't fucked her right there in the locker room, like that great Sarah Jay porn scene. :2thumbsup:
I would have. In fact I would have made sure the kid was stuck there in the hot tub watching us. Ya snooze ya lose!
Every time I read "Hot tub accident" in my posts, I think someone pooped in the tub. It's a mom thing.
how about "bath tub accident?" thats what happened to me and my sister when we were little kids. i think, she thought, she was letting out a fart... well, you all get the ideal. poor girl. she started bawling her eyes out to no end after she did that.:sad:
Arousal isn't a crime. Now if you had aroused HER, she might have something - seduction is a crime in some jurisdictions: http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/532344/seduction So, did you notice her nipples getting hard?
Wait wait wait...... You were this worried about getting a boner? I can't believe I wasted my time almost making a hilarious joke.
i f you do then Ihave about a hubdred years coming to me...i pop boners at the drop of a hat so i have definitely popped a few in hot tubs...the 'raging' ones you just have to wait out.the 'semi' can usually be hidden with a hand or my own technique would be to turn away from the girl as you stand up and keep your ass to her as long as possible while you beat a retreat[pun intended].....