You type extremly well for a fucked up person. I got on here a couple of times when I was high and drinking and whoa....my typing was hilarious.I gave up and went back to singing really loud.
Reminds me of the time when I was dancing in my friend's Florida room screaming that I was posessed by the soul of Captain Smith, of the Titanic.
When I get tha Sfaced Larry hooks up the mics and sits back and watches my show. Good thing wez in the woods or they would have closed me down along time ago..... Mamma's been cryin' in the kitchen since mornin' she cried right thru 'As the World Turns' seen it myself ,and pappa its a bitchin' lets haul ass before the baby gets burned.....
Alrighty Sweet Daddy and Sweet gate.... This one's goin' out to you... Cry baby, cry baby, cry baby, Honey, welcome back home. I know she told you, Honey I know she told you that she loved you Much more than I did, But all I know is that she left you, And you swear that you just dont know why, But you know, honey I?l always, Ill always be around if you ever want me Come on and cry, cry baby, cry baby, cry baby, Oh honey, welcome back home. Dont you know, honey, Aint nobody ever gonna love you The way I try to do ? Wholl take all your pain, Honey, your heartache, too ? And if you need me, you know That I?l always be around if you ever want me... all ya gotta do is... cry, cry baby, cry baby, cry baby, Oh daddy, like you always seem to do. (Takin' it down a little bit...) And when you walk around the world, babe, You said you try to look for the end of the road, You might find out later that that road'l end in Detroit, Honey, the road'l even end in Katmandu. You can go all around the world Trying to find something to do with your life, baby, When you only gotta do one thing well, You only gotta do one thing well to make it in this world, babe. You got a woman waiting for you there, All you ever gotta do is be a good man... one time to one woman And that'l be the end of the road, babe, I know you got more tears to share, babe, (I'm rockin' now babies..) So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, And cry, cry baby, cry baby, cry baby. And if you ever feel a little lonely, dear, I want you to come on, come on to your mama now, And if you ever want a little love of a woman Come on and baby baby baby babe babe baby now Cry baby yeah. I used to sing alot of JJ when I was in jr high and high school..... miss her... teepi
If they smelled good people would be coming up to you and saying..."GEE, your ass smells terrific"... And then they would bottle the smell and make perfume out of it and call it "Herbal Assence"....
Hahahahahahahahahhaa It may be because I think I'M still slightly high right now, but that was hilarious. Or maybe I'm just tired. By the way, should this thread have been making ANY sense? Because...it didn't.
"This one's goin' out to you... Cry baby, cry baby, cry baby, Honey, welcome back home." Thanks, I needed that. Peace from POD
Actually when things make no sense thats when I get them the most..... But thats just me...or not. Hold on..I'll ask one of the voices what they think.......nope, its making too much sense in this case.