What's the biggest lie you ever told?

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  1. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    What's the biggest lie you ever told? :devil:
     
  2. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I'll still respect you in the morning.....;-)
     
  3. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    I never lie, only because I believe everything I say::icon_bs:
     
  4. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    I try not to lie to people face to face, only when I'm on forums
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I dont lie but Im really good at leaving out the truth
     
  6. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    I'm pregnant and it's yours
     
  7. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    :)I always knew you were a fibber :toetap05:
     
  8. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    It's true, I often downplay my awesomeness on forums, so people don't become enraged with jealously for my exemplary greatness.
     
  9. Topher D.

    Topher D. Senior Member

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    told my GF i was moving in with my grandma miles away, and we couldnt be together anymore, when i was really taking a 2 week vacation to see my ex and consume entirely too much alcohol..

    My bad..
     
  10. ChrissySunshine

    ChrissySunshine like disco lemonade

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    Question: How old are you?
    Answer: As old as I need to be.
     
  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    If you just take all your clothes off, I promise I won't touch, I'll just enjoy the view!...;-)
     
  12. phlyfinch

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    selling stupid kids .5 of mids and telling them it was some dank northern light afghani kush cross strained with herror. it's not exactly that but I just remember putting a bunch of strain words together and combining them into one big phrase. and the kids were just amazed with how good the weed they were about to buy. I made 20$ :)
     
  13. longhaircountryboy

    longhaircountryboy Banned

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    hmmm..where to start..telling my mom I was going to get weed when really it was crack..then saying I didn't get no crack it was really weed..making up excuses for work..No I did not have sexual relations with that woman..no sir I'm not intoxicated..Nothing happened between me & your wife..Wow..No wonder I like the rollins band lol
     
  14. Dark||Nomad

    Dark||Nomad Member

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    "No I'm not high, I don't do drugs"

    I was flipping through a Satanic Bible at Books A Million when a tall goth dude with white-out contacts came up to me and was like "Fuck yeah, are you a Satanist dude?" I replied, "No, I'm a Jewish mystic and do not swear in my fucking presence."
     
  15. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    goths are such pussys
     
  16. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I LOVE THIS THREAD.

    tib
     

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