What's the biggest lie you ever told?

What's the biggest lie you ever told? :devil:

 

I'll still respect you in the morning.....;-)

 

I never lie, only because I believe everything I say::icon_bs:

 

I try not to lie to people face to face, only when I'm on forums

 

I dont lie but Im really good at leaving out the truth

 

I'm pregnant and it's yours

 

I always knew you were a fibber :toetap05:

 

It's true, I often downplay my awesomeness on forums, so people don't become enraged with jealously for my exemplary greatness.

 

told my GF i was moving in with my grandma miles away, and we couldnt be together anymore, when i was really taking a 2 week vacation to see my ex and consume entirely too much alcohol..

My bad..

 

Question: How old are you?
Answer: As old as I need to be.

 

If you just take all your clothes off, I promise I won't touch, I'll just enjoy the view!...;-)

 

selling stupid kids .5 of mids and telling them it was some dank northern light afghani kush cross strained with herror. it's not exactly that but I just remember putting a bunch of strain words together and combining them into one big phrase. and the kids were just amazed with how good the weed they were about to buy. I made 20$

 

hmmm..where to start..telling my mom I was going to get weed when really it was crack..then saying I didn't get no crack it was really weed..making up excuses for work..No I did not have sexual relations with that woman..no sir I'm not intoxicated..Nothing happened between me & your wife..Wow..No wonder I like the rollins band lol

 

"No I'm not high, I don't do drugs"

I was flipping through a Satanic Bible at Books A Million when a tall goth dude with white-out contacts came up to me and was like "Fuck yeah, are you a Satanist dude?" I replied, "No, I'm a Jewish mystic and do not swear in my fucking presence."

 

goths are such pussys

 

I LOVE THIS THREAD.

tib