It's true, I often downplay my awesomeness on forums, so people don't become enraged with jealously for my exemplary greatness.
told my GF i was moving in with my grandma miles away, and we couldnt be together anymore, when i was really taking a 2 week vacation to see my ex and consume entirely too much alcohol.. My bad..
selling stupid kids .5 of mids and telling them it was some dank northern light afghani kush cross strained with herror. it's not exactly that but I just remember putting a bunch of strain words together and combining them into one big phrase. and the kids were just amazed with how good the weed they were about to buy. I made 20$
hmmm..where to start..telling my mom I was going to get weed when really it was crack..then saying I didn't get no crack it was really weed..making up excuses for work..No I did not have sexual relations with that woman..no sir I'm not intoxicated..Nothing happened between me & your wife..Wow..No wonder I like the rollins band lol
"No I'm not high, I don't do drugs" I was flipping through a Satanic Bible at Books A Million when a tall goth dude with white-out contacts came up to me and was like "Fuck yeah, are you a Satanist dude?" I replied, "No, I'm a Jewish mystic and do not swear in my fucking presence."