The worst thing about an addiction to masturbation

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  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Is when you are done and you just have to go again.
     
    Duck, Dec 4, 2010
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  3. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    You need to repent
     
    idioticnumbskull, Dec 4, 2010
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  5. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Why? What's that? Will it help me masturbate a more reasonable amount? :D
     
    Duck, Dec 4, 2010
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  7. slappyman

    slappyman Member

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    I agree.

    Of course it would make for a interesting conversation when you try to explain to your doctors just how you got the severe case of carpal tunnel.

    If you can't repent at least switch hands each time.
     
    slappyman, Dec 4, 2010
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  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Switch hands? You mean, you guys can do it with just one?
     
    Duck, Dec 4, 2010
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  11. slappyman

    slappyman Member

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    So sorry, I thought we discussing your troubles :oops:
     
    slappyman, Dec 4, 2010
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  13. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    As a man of god I say you are absolved.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Pqo2dWsdM"]YouTube - Intervention Masturbation Episode ** Banned by A&E **

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, Dec 4, 2010
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  15. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

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    when you chafe in one spot and then need to watch that spot the next round... It stings!
     
    guerillabedlam, Dec 4, 2010
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