So you're stuck on a desert island

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  1. High Plaines Drifter

    High Plaines Drifter Member

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    With a white, black, Asian, and latino... Male and female of each. You have to cook and eat one of them, no exceptions. Which would you choose and why?
     
  2. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    latino women strike me as being more tender and succulent
     
  3. fragility-1523

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    id just let them duke it out and eat the loser..
     
  5. High Plaines Drifter

    High Plaines Drifter Member

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    Would that be the white guy or the Asian woman?
     
  6. creedlespeek

    creedlespeek Member

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    I'd eat the least useful person.
     
  7. mfnicole

    mfnicole Member

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    Whoever I'm most annoyed by.
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this is too easy. i'd cook the black guy, so i'm still left with 4 women and i have the biggest remaining dick.
     
  9. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    fattest person for 2 reasons: they provide more meat, and fat people get very dangerous when they're hungry
     
  10. High Plaines Drifter

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    They are all equally useless, annoying and in the same shape.
    Iminmyunderwear, I havnt looked at it that way, you make a good point.
     
  11. broony

    broony Banned

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    kill em all, survival of the fittest. you are stuck on a island.
     
  12. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    :chef:I'd have to eat them all, just to be fair.

    Would'nt want anyone to feel discriminated against
     
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    if the white guy kills the asian women, I know the rest the men on the island are fucking him up, so hes good as dead..
    In fact, they will probable intervene before anything fatal happens to the women.. :love:
     
  14. McLeodGanja

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    So this island has no wild boars or coconut trees?
     
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    its a dry sand bar..
     
  16. McLeodGanja

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    I'd eat the black dude,for two reasons. First of all they are more likely to have the greater concentration of THC in them so I might get a bit stoned from eating them as well. Secondly, being typically hunter-tribesmen themselves I might derive some handy survival skills from their meat for living in the jungle, maybe even some voodoo, nobody messes with the voodoo man.
     
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