Low point of today...

I sliced the hell out of my thumb cutting a bagel this morning.

It stings.

 

I woke up again

 

There, there.
Maybe tomorrow will be different. :sunny:

 

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lol, Thanks, Rolling...

 

its even safer just to go buy them at Tims...I usually have a plain toasted bagel and coffee for breakfast/lunch (which is gonna be in about 30 minutes)

 

Christmas is coming!

 

Sorry about the thumb.

I don't like to injure my middle finger, as it inhibits my ability to communicate with people.

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Ooooo can you pull it away from your finger? That shit always feels so weird. I can't cut things in half for some reason, I just cut myself. I've actually been in my house with nothing but bagels and basic ingredients. I made muffins instead of just cutting a bagel. I am pathetic

 

I started my period. Not as bad as slicing a finger, I suppose, but hey, at least we are both bleeding.

 

I need one of those... I cannot be trusted with a knife without extra precautions.

Hope your finger feels better Daisy. My low point so far has been finding a giant hairy spider in my shower.

 

I try to minimize my use of olfa knives ...Ive had bad luck with them...generally you dont even notice when you cut yourself with them until there is blood everywhere

 

I think I overdosed on Tylenol last night. I woke up feeling like I'm floating and numb all over.

 

How can you slice your thumb cutting a bagel? You're not supposed to put your thumb through the hole when you are cutting it open,its liek comman sens.

My low point of today was when I went to get the bus into town so I could get dexter and then come back and watch it. The buses weren't running because of the harsh weather conditions, so have to wait until tomorrow.

It's exactly 30 years to the day since John Lennon was shot, so I suppose you could say the low point of the day for Yoko Ono would have been the exact time he was shot and the moment she reminisced about it all those years ago and what she was doig at the time.

 

low point is when I walked into the painters.. The break room has been painted bright yellow like the warning track yellow on the floors..
Its suppose to be an annoying color and keep the yahoos out the break room.... it also stinks really bad cause its illumination paint.. And they removed the TV set..

my bad,, that was actually a good thing.

 

My thumb wasn't in the hole, silly, it was on the edge...

And if there is a way to cut yourself doing something, I will find it. It's like a superpower.

 

this. about an hour before my alarm went off, with some rather intense nausea.

it went away once i got up and ate something.

 

I've been worried all day about something I have to do tomorrow