Massage: Boner......now what?

Ok so I've never had a massage before. I don't know the protocol or what I'm to do or not do.
Maybe you could fill me in. Especially if someone is actually a massage therapist.

I didn't know if I was supposed to be naked or not so to err on the conservative side I left my boxers on. Nothing was said.

I got a raging hard on during the session but thought it would be rude if I asked for "assistance" with it. So I and she ignored it, but it was obvious that we both knew it was there.

I went home and promptly rubbed one out after.
My wife, who bought me the massage said I should have asked for a happy ending. lol.

Seriously though, what is okay and not okay??????

 

They wont say anything about it, and you shouldn't ask for a happy ending because if they don't give them there they will be really pissed. My boyfriend works at a massage parlor and someone asked one of the employs there, they turned him down and then the dude didn't tip. LOL

 

Much depends on the quality of the Massage Parlour. If it's a higher quality one, then a massage is all they offer. If it's a lower quality one, then they are all to often a cover name for a brothel.

It's much the same with Escort Agencies. The higher quality agencies merely offer the services of a female escort for a gentleman (or even vice versa) to take to official functions, and the like. The lower quality ones are merely contact centres for prostitues.

 

Lower quality? Not for me lol

 

If you are at a legitimate massage therapy clinic in the US, then you must be draped with a sheet in your private areas the entire time and there are no so-called "happy endings". Having been a receptionist at a clinic for a few years, and having close personal relationships with therapist, we loathe people that request this sort of thing. You probably wouldnt be allowed to come back to the clinic either.

 

Seriously. Massage does not equal prostitution.

You don't ask your doctor for a happy ending after a prostate exam, do you?

 

No, but I only went in because I had a sore throat.

 

Dude I went for a prostate exam. He asked me to bend over then he put his left hand on my shoulder. Wait, he put his right hand on my shoulder. Wait, he put both hands on my shoulders. FUCK!

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

There are 2 kind or massage places. Ones that give massages and ones that give massages but, are really fronts for the rub and tug or whatever the girl may want to offer. In the latter the girls will expect you to give them clear directions and you should add you are not a cop. Legally, cops have to identify themselves as such. I am fearful of such places as they could rob you/take your organs...It's not like you are likely to let your roomate know where you are going or like you would want to report them if a guy with a bat walks in asking for However much you got...

If you call and ask if there are licensed massage therapists it is likely there will be no happy ending. To obtain this designation these people have to go to school, pass an exam... it is likely they will be very offended to suggest you should Jerk them off.

 

No, they don't.

http://forums.officer.com/forums/sh...he-myth-that-cops-have-to-identify-themselves...

 

bullshit. dummy! cops don't. I know this for a fact

 

Apparently its common to get a "boner" when getting a massage. So they most probably never minded.

 

it is very common. and they don't mind. as long as the guy doesnt get grabby or anything.

 

I agree with most. if its not a brothel they dont do hand jobs, or BJs for that matter.

 

it's happened to me a few times . The first time is a little embarrassing. One time it got hung up on the sheet as it was growing so it kinda stuck straight up so I quickly lifted my hands so it could lay flat against my belly. She never said a word and neither did I.
Boners happen

 

lol..this is one reason I never got a massage..Im sure Id pitch tent and wouldnt know how to deal with the embarrassment

I just figured if I ever do I would just apologize beforehand so she knew what to expect if I turned over

 

so was this one of those greasy rub 'n tug joints or a high end joint.. i aint never been to either one of em.. :leaving:

 

actually that an urban myth.

im going to school to be a massage therapist. boners happen, mostly you are just expected to ignore it. yes some places offer happy endings but like the others said those places are usually lower end places that are just serving as a frunt for a prostitute. if you ask that of a licensed massage therapist you are most likely to be kicked out and told to never come back. at a lot of places you will even be required to pay the full amount even if you didnt finish the entire session.

 

bbad, therapist don't mind a forewarning if you feel like you should say something

 

i already explained earlier