This chick I know got a boob job

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  1. largeamount

    largeamount Senior Member

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    i feel bad for girls who get boob jobs, its not attractive to me at all. ass on the other hand is of great importance
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Indeed. I think proportion is what's important. As long as the boobs aren't so big that they appear to be out of proportion with the ass, then all is well. The ass is key. Boobs can't be too small, but they can be too big. Ass can't be too big, but it can be too small. It's tricky.
     
  3. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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  4. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    I'm thinking of getting a boob job
     
  5. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    More money in peeling than in fishing.
     
  6. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    there's actually an equation for it. highly mathematical.

    i'd post it here, but your brain may just melt and come out your ears.

    for the sake of your brain (and man-man secrecy code), the ass:boob ratio/parameter theorem remains strictly under male knowledge
     
  7. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    so I can tell girls "excuse me my eyes are up here"
     
  8. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    A 20 year old girl getting a boob job...Sounds like she has some issues, not the least of which is that she seems to have more dollars than sense.
     
  9. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    Purp, you talk too much.
     
  10. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    hahaha...clearly a man thread
     
  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Definately. Any woman, or man for that matter, can buy tits. You can't buy a good ass.
     
  12. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    if you could, i bet conan would have bought one.
     
  13. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Conan The Barbarian or Conan O'Brien?
     
  14. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    Conan of Cimmeria doesn't BUY a good ass....
     
  15. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Actually there are ass implants.
     
  16. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    they were mid size, I don't know how big they are yet. Hopefully they arent so big that they distract me while jamming.
     
  17. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Yeah that girl Nikki Minaj got ass implants.
     
  18. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I know, butt they never look that great. They're all bubbly and foreign looking. Like fake tits.


    Pun intended.
     
  19. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Don't you hate when you're watching porn and you realize the smokin hot girl has fake boobs since her boobs are just not moving like boobs should, then all of a sudden she's that less attractive.
     
  20. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    That happens entirely too often. That's why I make it a point to not focus on the boobs when I'm watching porn.
     
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