This chick I know got a boob job

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  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    yes, i have actually lol. amateur syit with a good cameranis the way to go, then you get hot chicks with normal lookin guys instead some bag of muscles pounding a twig with balloons on her chest.

    Edit: im on my ipod i know the spelling is shit
     
  2. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    porn is good.

    but sometimes i put my faith in the eastern belief that relieving your loins takes away more than just semen. like, it actually drains you of energy.

    it definitely makes me more pent up, not ejaculating in a week or so, but i'm seeking to harness that energy



    AM I STILL TALKING TOO MUCH?!
     
  3. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Truth. Plus it's hot to know the people doing the porno are doing it out of horniness and not cash.
     
  4. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    That's true. I was watching some porn last week and this guy told this woman he'd give her $200 to fuck him for half an hour and she said, "Do you got any more?"

    The guy went, "Fuck, you're getting two-hundred bucks for half an hours work, just take the fucking money." The woman said alright.

    Then like 2 minutes in she started the fakest fucking moaning and started doing that shit where they look at the camera lens as though they're pretending to fuck the viewer or something. It was god awful. I hate that shit.
     
  5. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Ugh, when someone looks dead into the camera on purpose it's like the ultimate turn off for me, it's like shit you're not even paying attention to guy who's dick is in your mouth, mad sexy son.
     
  6. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    The denial is amusing


    Girl probably got a boob job to get laid more or be able to control the guys better

    But nah, cant be about that, has to have no respect for herself. Or the nasty influence of evil corporations who try to control us just for the fun of it, cause they are more likely to sell Power Tools if there is not a girl in a bikini with big boobs holding them

    I'm thinking of opening a restaurant chain called "Mosquito Bites" where young flat chested girls serve beer and steak to 18-55 year old males. Should be a smash, I dont see what could go wrong ;)
     
  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Some men find small chested women to be very attractive, is it your view that's been warped by the media?

    And if any woman needs to control a man that much, then not only is there something wrong with her self esteem, there's something wrong with her head.
     
  8. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    has the media skewed it, or is it deeper? how many of the big breast lovers were breastfed, and how many small chest lovers were bottle fed? someone should do the research! when bottles came on the scene, breastfeeding developed a stigma as being for poor, trashy mothers who couldn't afford bottles and the amazing manufactured formula. my grandmother gave my mom all kinds of crap for breastfeeding me. now its making a comeback, and i even read some articles about wetnursing the other day. incredible!

    but i do wonder if theres a statistical comparison.
     
  9. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Dude this is like going to Vegas and trying to ignore the casinos
     
  10. creedlespeek

    creedlespeek Member

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    The body is just a shell.

    Just because someone else is behaving in a low brow manner doesn't mean you have to be.

    I think anyone who judges someone by a cosmetic surgery is of limited intelligence. People spend money on drugs, alcohol, and all sorts of things that aren't great for them. Why is reconstructive surgery more acceptable? Because you find absent breasts more repulsive?

    And no, I've never had breast implants. However, I think it's hilarious in a subforum that supports spending money on something unneeded that a number of people are so quick to judge someone who spends their money on something society also deems as "useless" and "bad."

    Pot, kettle, you know the schtick.
     
  11. Kamran

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA

    Play her this tune.
     
  12. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    Pretty tits come in all sizes.
     
  13. puffed up in my ford

    puffed up in my ford Senior Member

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    my sister was a natural dd.she went and got implants.havent seen or talked to her since.but you know next time i do see her im gonna laugh my fukin ass off at her.only reason she did it was to make her 50 year old perv husband happy.
     
  14. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    huuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh???????????
     
  15. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    because sexual harassing some one is cool?
    your a fucking idiot.
     
  16. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Boobs are insignificant when compared to ass, vag, and thighs anyway, imo. That's not to say I don't like some nice titties, but they don't really matter as much as everything else does.
     
  17. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    actually, ignoring the jest, I actually agree with you

    big, fake boobs just scream insecurity. The sort of girls who have them want guys to discriminate them, they want to be wolf-whistled at and have guys slapping their butt. That's not my ideal girlfriend.
     
  18. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    6 pages and not even a single cleavage pic
     
  19. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Out of all the people on this site I thought you'd be one of the ones to realize how much sarcasm I used in my threads/posts... You've let me down..
     
  20. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    youre killin my wood. wheres the tits?
     
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